Customs Officer/Dialogue

If you click board on the ship

 * Customs Officer: You need to be searched before you can board
 * Why?
 * Player: Why?
 * Customs Officer: Because Asgarnia has banned the import of intoxicating spirits
 * Search away I have nothing to hide
 * Player: Search away I have nothing to hide
 * [Player has rum]
 * Customs Officer: Aha trying to smuggle rum are we?
 * (The customs officer confiscates your rum)''
 * [Player does not have rum]
 * Customs Officer: Well you've got some odd stuff, but it's all legal
 * Customs Officer: Now you need to pay a boarding charge of 30 gold
 * Ok
 * Player: Ok
 * (You pay 30 gold)
 * (You board the ship)
 * (The ship arrives at Port Sarim)
 * [If player cannot afford then Text immediately below will be said instead of Ok]
 * Player: Oh dear I don't seem to have enough money
 * Oh, I'll not bother then
 * Player: Oh, I'll not bother then
 * You're not putting your hands on my things
 * Player: You're not putting your hands on my things
 * Customs Officer: You're not getting on this ship then

Talking to the Custom Officer directly

 * Can I board this ship?
 * Player: Can I board this ship?
 * Customs Officer: You need to be searched before you can board
 * Why?
 * Player: Why?
 * Customs Officer: Because Asgarnia has banned the import of intoxicating spirits
 * Search away I have nothing to hide
 * Player: Search away I have nothing to hide
 * [Player has rum]
 * Customs Officer: Aha trying to smuggle rum are we?
 * (The customs officer confiscates your rum)''
 * [Player does not have rum]
 * Customs Officer: Well you've got some odd stuff, but it's all legal
 * Customs Officer: Now you need to pay a boarding charge of 30 gold
 * Ok
 * Player: Ok
 * (You pay 30 gold)
 * (You board the ship)
 * (The ship arrives at Port Sarim)
 * [If player cannot afford then Text immediately below will be said instead of Ok]
 * Player: Oh dear I don't seem to have enough money
 * Oh, I'll not bother then
 * Player: Oh, I'll not bother then
 * You're not putting your hands on my things
 * Player: You're not putting your hands on my things
 * Customs Officer: You're not getting on this ship then
 * Does Karamja have any unusual customs then?
 * Player: Does Karamja have any unusual customs then?
 * Customs Officer: I'm not that sort of customs officer