Mercenary Captain/Dialogue

Before and during the quest

 * (You approach the Mercenary Captain.)
 * Hello.
 * Player: Hello.
 * Mercenary Captain: Be off Effendi, you are not wanted around here.
 * That's rude, I ought to teach you some manners.
 * Player: That's rude, I ought to teach you some manners.
 * Mercenary Captain: Oh yes! How might you do that?
 * Mercenary Captain: You seem little more than a gutter dweller.
 * Mercenary Captain: How could you teach me manners?
 * With my right fist and a good deal of force.
 * Player: With my good right arm and a good deal of force.
 * Mercenary Captain: Oh yes, ready your weapon then!
 * Mercenary Captain: I'm sure you won't mind if my men join in?
 * Mercenary Captain: Har, har, har!
 * Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill this gutter dwelling slime.
 * (A guard approaches you and looks very angry, he slaps you across the face.)
 * Mercenary: Prepare to die effendi!
 * (The guard leans close and whispers)
 * Mercenary: Are you mad effendi!
 * Mercenary: This is your last chance.
 * Mercenary: Leave now and never come back.
 * Mercenary: Or I'll introduce you to my friend.
 * (The guard half draws his fearsome looking scimitar.)
 * Mercenary: And we'll be pleased to clean the mess up after you've been dispatched.
 * Err, sorry, I thought I was talking to someone else.
 * Player: Err, sorry, I thought I was talking to someone else.
 * Mercenary Captain: Well, Effendi, you do need to be carefull of what you say to people.
 * Mercenary Captain: Or they may take it the wrong way.
 * Mercenary Captain: Thankfully, I'm very understanding.
 * Mercenary Captain: I'll just let me guards deal with you.
 * Mercenary Captain: Guards, teach this desert weed some manners.
 * (A guard approaches you and pretends to start hiting you.)
 * Mercenary Captain: Take that you infidel!
 * (The guard leans closer to you and says in a low voice.)
 * Mercenary Captain: We're sick of having to kill every lunatic that comes along
 * Mercenary Captain: and insults the captain, it makes such a mess.
 * Mercenary Captain: Thankfully, he's a bit decrepid so he doesn't notice
 * Mercenary Captain: so please, buzz off and don't come here again.
 * I 'll offer you something in return for your time.
 * Player: I 'll offer you something in return for your time.
 * Mercenary Captain: Hmmm, oh yes, what might that be?
 * I have some gold.
 * Player: I have some gold.
 * Mercenary Captain: Ha, ha, ha! You come to a mining camp and offer us gold!
 * Mercenary Captain: Thanks effendi, but we have all the gold that we'll ever need.
 * Mercenary Captain: Now be off with you,
 * Mercenary Captain: before we reduce you to a bloody mess on the sand.
 * There must be something I can do for you?
 * Player: There must be something that I can do for you?
 * (The Captain ponders a moment and then looks at you critically.)
 * Mercenary Captain: You could bring me the head of Al Zaba Bhasim.
 * Mercenary Captain: He is the leader of the notorius desert bandits, they plague us daily.
 * Mercenary Captain: You should find them west of here.
 * Mercenary Captain: You should have no problem in finishing them all off.
 * Mercenary Captain: Do this for me and maybe I will consider helping you.
 * Consider it done.
 * Player: Consider it done.
 * Mercenary Captain: Good...run along then.
 * Mercenary Captain: You stand around flapping your tongue chatting like an insane camel.
 * I don't think I can do that.
 * Player: I don't think I can do that.
 * Mercenary Captain: Hmm, well yes, I did consider that you might not be right for the job.
 * Mercenary Captain: Be off with you then before I turn my men loose on you.
 * I guess you can't fight your own battles then?
 * Player: I guess you can't fight your own battles then?
 * (The men around you fall silent and the Captain silently fumes.)
 * (All eyes turn to the Captain...)
 * Mercenary Captain: Very well, if you're challenging me, let's get on with it!
 * (The guards gather around to watch the fight.)
 * (You are under attack!)
 * (You kill the captain!)
 * (The mercenary captain drops a metal key on the floor.)
 * (You quickly grab the key and add it to your inventory.)
 * Ok, I'll move on.
 * Player: Ok, I'll be moving along then.
 * Mercenary Captain: Effendi, I think you'll find that is the
 * Mercenary Captain: wisest decision you have made today.
 * You don't scare me!
 * Player: You don't scare me!
 * Mercenary Captain: Well, perhaps I can try a little harder.
 * Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill this infidel.
 * (An angry guard approaches you and whips out his sword.)
 * Mercenary: Ok, that does it!
 * Mercenary: You're in serious trouble now!
 * Mercenary: Ok men, we need to teach this person a thing or two
 * Mercenary: about desert survival techniques.
 * Mercenary: The guards grab you and rough you up a bit.
 * (You're grabed and manhandled onto a cart.)
 * (Sometime later you're dumped in the middle of the desert.)
 * (The guards move off in the cart leaving you stranded in the desert.)
 * There must be something that I can do for you?
 * (See above)
 * You there!
 * Player: You there!
 * Mercenary Captain: How dare you talk to me like that!
 * Mercenary Captain: Explain your business quickly...
 * Mercenary Captain: or my guards will slay you where you stand.
 * (Some guards close in around you.)
 * I'm lost, can you help me?
 * Player: I'm lost, can you help me?
 * (The captain smiles broadly and with a sickening voice says.)
 * Mercenary Captain: We are not a charity effendi,
 * Mercenary Captain: Be off with you before I have your head removed from your body.
 * What are you guarding?
 * Player: What are you guarding?
 * Mercenary Captain: Effendi...
 * Mercenary Captain: For just one second, imagine that it's none of your business!
 * Mercenary Captain: Also imagine having your limbs pulled from your body oneat a time.
 * Mercenary Captain: Now, what was the question again?
 * Do you have sand in your ears, I said, 'What are you guarding?'
 * Player: Do you have sand in your ears, I said, 'What are you guarding?'
 * Mercenary Captain: Why....you ignorant, rude and eternally damned infidel,
 * (The captain seems very agitated with what you just said.)
 * Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill this infidel!
 * (An angry guard approaches you and whips out his sword.)
 * Mercenary: Guard: Ok, that does it!
 * Mercenary: You're in serious trouble now!
 * Mercenary: Ok men, we need to teach this person a thing or two
 * Mercenary: about desert survival techniques.
 * (The guards grab you and rough you up a bit.)
 * (You're grabed and manhandled onto a cart.)
 * (Sometime later you're dumped in the middle of the desert.)
 * (The guards move off in the cart leaving you stranded in the desert.)
 * You don't scare me!
 * (see above)
 * You don't scare me!
 * (see above)
 * What are you guarding?
 * (see above)
 * Hey ugly!
 * Player: Hey ugly!
 * Mercenary Captain: I will not tolerate such insults..
 * Mercenary Captain: Guards, kill him.
 * (The captain marches away in disgust leaving his guards to tackle you.)
 * (The guard approaches you again kicks you slightly.)
 * Player: Ow!
 * Mercenary: Take that you mad child of a dog!
 * (The guard leans closer to you and says in a low voice.)
 * Mercenary: What are you doing here again?
 * Mercenary: Didn't I tell you to get out of here!
 * Mercenary: Now get lost, properly this time!
 * Mercenary: Or we may be forced to see his orders through properly.

After killing him

 * Mercenary Captain: Move along now...we've had enough of your sort!

After the quest

 * Mercenary Captain: Move along now...we've had enough of your sort!