Captain Siad/Dialogue

Captain Siad

 * (The captain looks up from his work as you address him.)
 * Captain Siad: What are you doing in here?
 * I wanted to have a chat?
 * Player: I wanted to have a chat?
 * Captain Siad: You don't belong in here, get out!
 * But I just need two minutes of your time?
 * Player: But I just need two minutes of your time?
 * Captain Siad: Well, ok, but very quickly.
 * Captain Siad: I am a very busy person you know!
 * Well, er...erm, I err...
 * (See below)
 * Oh my, a dragon just flew straight past your window!
 * Player: Oh my, a dragon just flew straight past your window!
 * Captain Siad: Really! Where?
 * Captain Siad: I don't see any dragons young man?
 * Captain Siad: Now, please get out of my office, I have work to do.
 * (The Captain goes back to his work.)
 * Prepare to die!
 * (See below)
 * All the slaves have broken free!
 * (See below)
 * Fire!Fire!
 * (See below)
 * You seem to have a lot of books!
 * Player: You seem to have a lot of books!
 * Captain Siad: Yes, I do. Now please get to the point?
 * How long have you been interested in books?
 * Player: How long have you been interested in books?
 * Captain Siad: Long enough to know when someone is stalling!
 * Captain Siad: Ok, that's it, get out!
 * Captain Siad: Guards!
 * (The Guards search you!)
 * (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
 * (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded into a cell.)
 * Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
 * I could get you some books!
 * Player: I could get you some books!
 * Captain Siad: Oh, really!
 * Captain Siad: Sorry, not interested!
 * Captain Siad: GUARDS!
 * (The Guards search you!)
 * (The guards find the main gate key and remove it!)
 * (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
 * (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded into a cell.)
 * Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
 * So you're interested in sailing? [If player has searched the bookcase]
 * Player: So, you're interested in sailing?
 * (The captain's interest seems to perk up.)
 * Captain Siad: Well, yes actually...
 * Captain Siad: It's been a passion of mine for some years...
 * I could tell by the cut of your jib.
 * Player: I could tell by the cut of your jib.
 * Captain Siad: Oh yes? Really?
 * (The Captain looks flattered.)
 * Captain Siad: Well, you know, I was quite the catch in my day you know!
 * (The captain starts rambling on about his days as a salty sea dog.)
 * (He looks quite distracted...)
 * Not much sailing to be done around here though?
 * Player: Not much sailing to be done around here though?
 * (The captain frowns slightly...)
 * Captain Siad: Well of course there isn't, we're surrounded by desert.
 * Captain Siad: Now, why are you here exactly?
 * Oh my, a dragon just flew straight past your window!
 * (See above)
 * Well, er...erm, I err...
 * (See below)
 * What's it got to do with you?
 * Player: What's it got to do with you?
 * Captain Siad: This happens to be my office.
 * Captain Siad: Now explain yourself before I run you through!
 * The guard downstairs said you were lonely.
 * (See below)
 * I need to service your chest.
 * (See below)
 * Prepare to die!
 * Player: Prepare to die!
 * Captain Siad: I'll teach you a lesson!
 * Captain Siad: Guards! Guards!
 * (The Guards search you!)
 * (You are under attack!)
 * (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
 * (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded into a cell.)
 * Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
 * All the slaves have broken free!
 * Player: All the slaves have broken free!
 * Captain Siad: Don't talk rubbish, the warning siren isn't sounding.
 * Captain Siad: Now state your business before I have you thrown out.
 * The guard downstairs said you were lonely.
 * Player: The guard downstairs said you were lonely.
 * (The captain gives you a puzzled look.)
 * Captain Siad: Well, I most certainly am not lonely!
 * Captain Siad: I'm an incredibly busy man you know!
 * Captain Siad: Now, get to the point, what do you want?
 * Well, er...erm, I err...
 * (See below)
 * I need to service your chest.
 * Player: I need to service your chest.
 * Captain Siad: You need to what?
 * Player: I need to service your chest?
 * Captain Siad: There's nothing wrong with the chest, it's fine, now get out!
 * I'm here to take your plans, hand them over now or I'll kill you!
 * Player: I'm here to take your plans, hand them over now or I'll kill you!
 * Captain Siad: Don't be silly!
 * Captain Siad: I'm going to teach you a lesson!
 * Captain Siad: Guards! Guards!
 * (The Guards search you!)
 * (You are under attack!)
 * (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
 * (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded into a cell.)
 * Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
 * Fire!Fire!
 * Player: Fire!Fire!
 * Captain Siad: Where's the fire?
 * Captain Siad: I don't see any fire?
 * It's down in the lower mines, sound the alarm!
 * Player: It's down in the lower mines, sound the alarm!
 * Captain Siad: You go and sound the alarm, I can't see anything wrong with the mine.
 * Captain Siad: Have you seen the fire yourself?
 * Yes actually!
 * Player: Yes actually!
 * Captain Siad: Well, why didn't you raise the alarm?
 * I don't know where the alarm is.
 * Player: I don't know where the alarm is.
 * Captain Siad: That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard.
 * Captain Siad: Who are you? Where do you come from?
 * Captain Siad: It doesn't matter...
 * (The Captain shouts the guards...)
 * Captain Siad: Guards!
 * Captain Siad: Show this person out!
 * (The Guards search you!)
 * (The guards find the main gate key and remove it!)
 * (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
 * (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded into a cell.)
 * Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
 * I was so concerned for your safety that I rushed to save you.
 * Player: I was so concerned for your safety that I rushed to save you.
 * Captain Siad: Well, that's very good of you.
 * Captain Siad: But as you can see, I am very fine and well thanks!
 * Captain Siad: Now, please leave so that I can get back to my work.
 * (The Captain goes back to his desk.)
 * Er, no, one of the slaves told me.
 * Player: Er, no, one of the slaves told me.
 * Captain Siad: Well...you can't believe them, they're all a bunch of convicts.
 * Captain Siad: Anyway, it doesn't look as if there is a fire down there.
 * Captain Siad: So I'm going to get on with my work.
 * Captain Siad: Please remove yourself from my office.
 * (The Captain goes back to his desk and starts studying.)
 * Oh yes, you're right, they must have put it out!
 * Player: Oh yes, you're right, they must have put it out!
 * Captain Siad: Good, now perhaps you can leave me in peace?
 * Captain Siad: After all I do have some work to do.
 * Er, yes Ok then.
 * Player: Er, yes Ok then.
 * Captain Siad: Good!
 * Captain Siad: Please remove yourself from my office.
 * (The Captain goes back to his desk and starts studying.)
 * Well, er...erm, I err...
 * Player: Well, er...erm, I err....
 * Captain Siad: Come on, spit it out!
 * Captain Siad: Right that's it!
 * Captain Siad: Guards!
 * (The Guards search you!)
 * (Some guards rush to help the captain.)
 * (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded into a cell.)
 * Guards: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
 * I need to service your chest.
 * (See above)
 * Fire!Fire!
 * Player: Fire!Fire!
 * [Or the other dialogue above is said]
 * (The captain seems distracted with what you just said.)
 * (The captain looks out of the window to see if is a fire.)

Trying to open the Captains Chest without distracting him

 * (The captains spots you before you manage to open the chest...)
 * Captain Siad: I don't have time to talk to you.
 * Captain Siad: Move along please!

After the quest

 * (The captain looks up from his work as you address him.)
 * Captain Siad: I don't have time to talk to you.
 * Captain Siad: Move along please!