Mining Cart Driver/Dialogue

Mining Cart Driver

 * (The cart driver is busy loading the cart up ...)

When searching the Mining Cart

 * There is space on the cart for you get on, would you like to try?
 * Yes, I'll get on.
 * You decide to climb onto the cart.
 * No, I've got other plans.
 * You decide not to get onto the cart.
 * Attract mine cart drivers attention.
 * Mining Cart Driver: Ahem.
 * The cart driver is busy loading the cart up ...

With Ana in a Barrel in your inventory

 * Mining Cart Driver: What're you doing carrying that big barrel around?
 * Mining Cart Driver: Put it in the back of the cart like all the others!

When searching the Mining Cart with Ana in a Barrel in your inventory

 * (You search the mine cart.)
 * (There should be enough space for Ana (in the barrel) to go on here.)
 * (There is space on the cart for you get on, would you like to try?)
 * Yes, I'll get on.
 * You decide to climb onto the cart.
 * No, I've got other plans.
 * You decide not to get onto the cart.
 * Attract mine cart drivers attention.
 * Mining Cart Driver: Ahem.
 * Mining Cart Driver: What're you doing carrying that big barrel around?
 * Mining Cart Driver: Put it in the back of the cart like all the others!

After loading the cart with Ana

 * (The cart driver seems to be festidiously cleaning his cart.)
 * (It doesn't look as if he wants to be disturbed.)
 * Hello.
 * Player: Hello
 * Mining Cart Driver: Can't you see I'm busy?
 * Mining Cart Driver: Now get out of here!
 * Oh, ok, sorry.
 * Player: Oh, ok, sorry.
 * Mining Cart Driver: Driver: Look just leave me alone!
 * (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
 * Nice cart.
 * (See below)
 * Pssst....
 * (See below)
 * Nice cart.
 * Player: Nice cart.
 * (The cart driver looks around at you and tries to weigh you up.)
 * Mining Cart Driver: Hmmm.
 * (He tuts to himself and starts checking the wheels.)
 * Mining Cart Driver: Tut !
 * I wonder if you could help me?
 * Player: I wonder if you could help me?
 * Mining Cart Driver: Sorry friend, I'm busy, go bug the guards,
 * Mining Cart Driver: I'm sure they'll give ya the time of day.
 * (The cart driver chuckles to himself.)
 * Can I help you at all?
 * (See below)
 * Can you get me the heck out of here please?
 * Player: Can you get me the heck out of here please?
 * Mining Cart Driver: No way, and if you bug me again, I'm gonna call the guards.
 * One wagon wheel says to the other, 'I'll see you around'.
 * Player: One wagon wheel says to the other,'I'll see you around'.
 * (The cart driver smirks a little.)
 * (He starts checking the steering on the cart.)
 * 'One good turns deserves another'
 * Player: 'One good turn deserves another.'
 * (The cart driver smiles a bit and then turns to you.)
 * Mining Cart Driver: Are you trying to get me fired?
 * No
 * Player: No
 * Mining Cart Driver: It certainly sounds like it, now leave me alone.
 * Mining Cart Driver: If you bug me again, I'm gonna call the guards.
 * (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
 * Yes
 * Player: Yes
 * Mining Cart Driver: And why would you want to do a crazy thing like that for?
 * Mining Cart Driver: I ought to teach you a lesson!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
 * (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
 * Fired...no, shot perhaps!
 * Player: Fired...no, shot perhaps!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha! You're funny!
 * (The cart driver checks that the guards aren't watching him.)
 * Mining Cart Driver: What're you in fer?
 * Oh, I'm not supposed to be here at all actually.
 * Player: Oh, I'm not supposed to be here at all actually.
 * Mining Cart Driver: Hmmm, interesting...let me guess.
 * Mining Cart Driver: You're completely innocent...
 * Mining Cart Driver: like all the other inmates in here.
 * Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
 * (The Cart driver goes back to his work.)
 * I'm in for murder, so you'd better get me out of here!
 * Player: I'm in for murder, so you'd better get me out of here!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Hmm, well, I wonder what the guards are gonna say about that!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
 * [A possible outcome]
 * (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
 * [Another possible outcome]
 * (Some guards notice you and come over.)
 * Mercenary: Oi, what are you two doing?
 * (More guards rush to catch you.)
 * (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded to a cell.)
 * Mercenary: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
 * In for a penny in for a pound.
 * Player: In for a penny in for a pound.
 * (The cart driver laughs at your pun...)
 * Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha, oh Stoppit!
 * (The cart driver seems much happier now.)
 * Mining Cart Driver: What can I do for you anyway?
 * Can you smuggle me out on your cart?
 * Player: Can you smuggle me out on your cart?
 * (The cart driver points at a nearby guard.)
 * Mining Cart Driver: Ask that man over there if it's OK and I'll consider it!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
 * (The cart driver goes back to his work, laughing to himself.)
 * Can you smuggle my friend Ana out on your cart?
 * Player: Can you smuggle my friend out on your cart?
 * Mining Cart Driver: As long as your friend is a barrel full of rocks.
 * Mining Cart Driver: I don't think it would be a problem at all!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
 * (The cart driver goes back to his work, laughing to himself.)
 * Well, you see, it's like this...
 * Player: Well, you see, it's like this...
 * Mining Cart Driver: yeah!
 * Prison riot in ten minutes, get your cart out of here!
 * Player: Prison riot in ten minutes, get your cart out of here!
 * The cart driver seems visibly shaken...
 * Mining Cart Driver: Oh, right..yes...yess, Ok...
 * (The cart driver quickly starts preparing the cart.)
 * Good luck!
 * Player: Good luck!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Yeah, you too!
 * (The cart sets off at a hectic pace.)
 * (The guards at the gate get suspiscious and search the cart.)
 * (They find Ana in the Barrel and take her back into the mine.)
 * You can't leave me here, I'll get killed!
 * Player: You can't leave me here, I'll get killed!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Oh, right...ok, you'd better jump in the cart then!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Quickly!
 * There's ten gold in it for you if you leave now - no questions asked.
 * Player: There's ten gold in it for you if you leave now - no questions asked.
 * Mining Cart Driver: If you're going to bribe me, at least make it worth my while.
 * Mining Cart Driver: Now, let's say 100 Gold pieces should we?
 * Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
 * A hundred it is!
 * Player: A hundred it is.
 * [Player does not have 100 coins]
 * Mining Cart Driver: Great!
 * Mining Cart Driver: You little cheat, trying to trick me!
 * Mining Cart Driver: I'll show you!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
 * (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
 * [Player has at least 100 coins]
 * Mining Cart Driver: Great!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Ok, get in the back of the cart then!
 * Forget it!
 * Player: Forget it!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Ok, fair enough!
 * Mining Cart Driver: But don't bother me anymore.
 * (The cart driver goes back to work.)
 * Can you get me the heck out of here please?
 * (See above)
 * Can I help you at all?
 * Player: Can I help you at all?
 * Mining Cart Driver: I'm quite capable thanks...
 * Mining Cart Driver: Now get lost before I call the guards.
 * Can you get me the heck out of here please?
 * (See above)
 * I could help, I know a lot about carts.
 * Player: I could help, I know a lot about carts.
 * Mining Cart Driver: Are you saying I don't know anything about carts?
 * Mining Cart Driver: Why you cheeky little....
 * (The cart driver seems mortally offended...)
 * (his temper explodes as he shouts the guards.)
 * Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
 * (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
 * Pssst...
 * Player: Pssst...
 * (The cart driver completely ignores you.)
 * Psssst...
 * Player: Psssst...
 * (The driver completely ignores you.)
 * Psssssst...
 * (Loops)
 * Psssst...
 * (Loops)
 * Pssssssssttt!!!
 * (See below)
 * Psssssst...
 * (See above)
 * Pssssssssttt!!!
 * Player: Pssssssssttt!!!
 * (The cart driver turns around quickly to face you.)
 * Mining Cart Driver: What!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Can't you see I'm busy?
 * Oh, ok, sorry.
 * Player: Oh, ok, sorry.
 * Mining Cart Driver: Look just leave me alone!
 * (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
 * Shhshh!
 * Player: Shhshhh!
 * Mining Cart Driver: Shush yourself!
 * (The cart driver goes back to his work.)

Talking to him again (If told there was going to be a riot, choosing the getting killed or no questions asked options)

 * Mining Cart Driver: Hurry up, get in the cart or I'll go without you!

After Tourist Trap quest

 * Mining Cart Driver: Not much to do here but mine all day long.
 * Mining Cart Driver: Don't trouble me, can't you see I'm busy?