Joe/Dialogue

Before Prince Ali Rescue

 * Joe: Hi, I'm Joe, door guard for Lady Keli
 * Player: Hi, who are you guarding here?
 * Joe: Can't say, all very secret. you should get out of here
 * Joe: I am not supposed to talk while I guard
 * Hey, chill out, I wont cause you trouble
 * Player: Hey, chill out, I wont cause you trouble
 * Player: I was just wondering what you do to relax
 * Joe: You never relax with these people, but its a good career for a young man
 * Joe: And some of the shouting I rather like
 * Joe: RESISTANCE IS USELESS!
 * So what do you buy with these great wages?
 * Player: So what do you buy with these great wages?
 * Joe: Really, after working here, theres only time for a drink or three
 * Joe: All of us guards go to the same bar, And drink ourselves stupid
 * Joe: Its what I enjoy these days, that fade into unconsciousness
 * Joe: I can't resist the sight of a really cold beer
 * Tell me about the life of a guard
 * (See dialogue below)
 * What did you want to be when you were a boy
 * (See dialogue below)
 * I had better leave, I don't want trouble
 * (See dialogue below)
 * Tell me about the life of a guard
 * (See dialogue below)
 * Would you be interested in making a little more money?
 * Player: Would you be interested in making a little more money?
 * Joe: WHAT! are you trying to bribe me?
 * Joe: I may not be a great guard, but I am loyal
 * Joe: How DARE you try to bribe me!
 * Player: No,no, you got the wrong idea, totally
 * Player: I just wondered if you wanted some part-time bodyguard work
 * Joe: Oh. sorry. no, I don't need money
 * Joe: As long as you were not offering me a bribe
 * Tell me about the life of a guard
 * Player: Tell me about the life of a guard
 * Joe: Well, the hours are good.....
 * Joe: .... But most of those hours are a drag
 * Joe: If only I had spent more time in Knight School when I was a young boy
 * Joe: Maybe I wouldn't be here now, scared of Keli
 * What did you want to be when you were a boy
 * Player: What did you want to be when you were a boy
 * Joe: Well, I loved to sit by the lake, with my toes in the water
 * Joe: And shoot the fish with my bow and arrow
 * Player: That was a strange hobby for a little boy
 * Joe: It kept us from goblin hunting, which was what most boys did
 * Joe: What are you here for?
 * Chill out, I wont cause you trouble
 * Player: Hey, chill out, I wont cause you trouble
 * (See dialogue above)
 * Tell me about the life of a guard
 * (See dialogue above)
 * I had better leave, I don't want trouble
 * (See dialogue below)
 * I had better leave, I don't want trouble
 * Player: I had better leave, I don't want trouble
 * Joe: Thanks I appreciate that
 * Joe: Talking on duty can be punishable by having your mouth stitched up
 * Joe: These are tough people, no mistake

During and after the Prince Ali Rescue quest

 * (See above dialogue)

After completing the disguise and speaking with Leela

 * (The conversation choice with Leela does not matter)
 * I have some beer here, fancy one?
 * Player: I have some beer here, fancy one?
 * Joe: Ah, that would be lovely, just one now just to wet my throat
 * Player: Of course, it must be tough being here without a drink
 * (You hand a beer to the guard, he drink it in seconds)
 * Joe: Thas was perfect, i cant thank you enough
 * Player: Would you care for another, my friend?
 * Joe: I better not, I don't want to be drunk on duty
 * Player: Here, just keep these for later, I hate to see a thirsty guard
 * (he takes a sip of one, and then he drinks them both)
 * Joe: Franksh, that wash just what I need to shtay on guard
 * Joe: No more beersh, i don't want to get drunk
 * (The guard is drunk, and no longer a problem)

After freeing the Prince

 * Joe: Halt, who goes there? Friend or foe?
 * Player: Hi friend, I am just checking out things here
 * Joe: The Prince got away, I am in trouble
 * Joe: I better not talk to you, they are not sure I was drunk
 * Player: I won't say anything, your secret is safe with me