Gnome child/Dialogue

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 * Player: hi there
 * Gnome child: hello, would you like a worm?
 * Player: erm ok
 * the gnome gives you a worm
 * Player: thanks
 * Gnome child: in the gnome village those who are needy..
 * Gnome child: recieve what they need, and those who are able..
 * Gnome child: ... give what they can

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 * Player: hi there
 * Gnome child: low
 * Player: what?
 * Gnome child: when?
 * Player: cheeky
 * Gnome child: hee hee

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 * Player: hi there
 * the gnome appears to be singing
 * Gnome child: Oh baby, Oh my sweet
 * Player: are you talking to me?
 * Gnome child: no, i'm just singing
 * Gnome child: i'm gonna sweep you of your feet

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 * Player: hi there
 * Gnome child: she loves me
 * Player: really
 * Gnome child: she does i tell you
 * Gnome child: she really loves me

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 * Player:: hello
 * Gnome child: i have a riddle for you
 * Player: ok
 * Gnome child: A tree which is planted on Monday and doubles in size each day...
 * Gnome child: ...is fully grown on the following sunday
 * Gnome child: On what dav is it half grown?
 * Player: Erm..i'm not sure
 * Gnome child: saturday
 * Gnome child: you big folk really aren't the quickest

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 * Player:: hello
 * Gnome child: To be or not to be
 * Player: Hey I know that. Where's it from?
 * Gnome child: Existentialism for insects

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 * Player: hello
 * Gnome child: I worship Guthix, the god of balance
 * Gnome child: He really does have exceptional co-ordination

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 * Player: hello
 * Gnome child: The human mind is a tremendous thing

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 * Player: hello
 * Gnome child: hardy ha ha
 * Gnome child: hee hee hee
 * Player: are you ok?
 * Gnome child: i'm a little tree gnome
 * Gnome child: that is me
 * Player: i've heard better

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 * Player: hello

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 * Player: hello
 * Gnome child: i have a riddle for you
 * Player: ok
 * Gnome child: I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space...
 * Gnome child: I am the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am i?
 * Player: ?
 * Player: erm..not sure...annoving
 * Gnome child: i'm E, hee hee, do you get it

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 * Player: hello
 * Gnome child: Nice weather we're having today
 * Gnome child: But then it doesn't tend to rain much round here

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 * Player: hello
 * Player: hello there
 * Gnome child: bla bla bla
 * Player: what?
 * Gnome child: bla bla bla
 * rude little gnome

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 * Player: hello little man
 * Gnome child: my mum says...
 * Gnome child: A friendly look, a kindly smile
 * Gnome child: one good act, and life's worthwhile!
 * Player: sweet

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 * Player: hello little man
 * Gnome child: hello
 * Player: are you alright?
 * Gnome child: i just want something to happen
 * Player: what?
 * Gnome child: something, anything i don't know what

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 * Player: hello little man
 * Gnome child: a little inaccuracy sometimes...
 * Gnome child: ..saves tons of explanation
 * Player: true

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 * Player: hello little man
 * the gnome is preying
 * Gnome child: guthix's angels so high as to be beyond our sight
 * Gnome child: but they are always looking down upon us
 * Player: maybe

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 * Player: hello little man
 * Player: how are you
 * Gnome child: a warning traveller, the new world..
 * Gnome child: ..will rise from the underground
 * Player: what do you mean underground?
 * Gnome child: just a warning

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 * Player: hello little man
 * Gnome child: some advice traveller
 * Gnome child: we can walk, run, row or fly
 * Gnome child: but never lose sight of the reason for the journey
 * Gnome child: or miss the chance to see a rainbow on the way
 * Player: i like that

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 * Player: hello little man
 * Player: you look happy
 * Gnome child: i'm always at peace with myself
 * Player: how do you manage that?
 * Gnome child: i know, therefore i am

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 * Player: hi there
 * Gnome child: hello, would you like a worm?
 * Player: erm ok
 * the gnome gives you a worm
 * Player: thanks
 * Gnome child: in the gnome village those who are needy..
 * Gnome child: recieve what they need, and those who are able..
 * Gnome child: ... give what they can

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 * Player: hello little man