Alfonse the waiter/Dialogue

Before the Hero's Quest or if the player is sided with the Black Arm gang

 * Alfonse the waiter: Welcome to the shrimp and parrot
 * Alfonse the waiter: Would you like to order sir?
 * Yes please
 * Player: Yes please
 * (The Shrimp and Parrot shop opens)
 * No thankyou
 * Player: No thankyou

Player attempting to go into the kitchen where Charlie the cook is

 * Alfonse the waiter: Hey you can't go through there, that's private

During Hero's Quest

 * Alfonse the waiter: Welcome to the shrimp and parrot
 * Alfonse the waiter: Would you like to order sir?
 * Yes please
 * Player: Yes please
 * (The Shrimp and Parrot shop opens)
 * No thankyou
 * Player: No thankyou
 * Do you sell Gherkins?
 * Player: Do you sell Gherkins?
 * Alfonse the waiter: Hmm ask Charlie the cook round the back
 * Alfonse the waiter: He may have some Gherkins for you
 * [Alfonse winks]

After Hero's quest

 * Alfonse the waiter: Welcome to the shrimp and parrot
 * Alfonse the waiter: Would you like to order sir?
 * Yes please
 * Player: Yes please
 * (The Shrimp and Parrot shop opens)
 * No thankyou
 * Player: No thankyou