Ned/Dialogue

During Prince Ali Rescue

 * Ned: Why hello there, me friends call me Ned
 * Ned: I was a man of the sea, but its past me now
 * Ned: Could I be making or selling you some Rope?


 * Ned, could you make other things from wool?
 * Player: Ned, could you make other things from wool?
 * Ned: I am sure I can. What are you thinking of?
 * Could you knit me a sweater?
 * Player: Could you knit me a sweater?
 * Ned: Do I look like a member of a sewing circle?
 * Ned: Be off wi' you, I have fought monsters that would turn your hair blue
 * Ned: I don't need to be laughed at just 'cos I am getting a bit old
 * How about some sort of a wig?
 * Player: How about some sort of a wig?
 * Ned: Well... Thats an interesting thought
 * Ned: yes, I think I could do something
 * Ned: Give me 3 balls of wool and I might be able to do it
 * [If the player does not have enough wool in the inventory]
 * Player: great, I will get some. I think a wig would be useful
 * (Dialogue ends)
 * [If the player has enough wool in the inventory]
 *  I have that now. Please, make me a wig
 * Player: I have that now. Please, make me a wig
 * Ned: Okay, I will have a go.
 * (You hand Ned 3 balls of wool)
 * (Ned works with the wool. His hands move with a speed you couldn't imagine)
 * Ned: Here you go, hows that for a quick effort? Not bad I think!
 * {wig is placed in the players inventory}
 * (Ned gives you a pretty good wig)
 * Player: Thanks Ned, theres more to you than meets the eye
 * (Dialogue ends)
 * I will come back when I need you to make me one
 * Player: I will come back when I need you to make me one
 * Ned: Well, it sounds like a challenge
 * Ned: come to me if you need one
 * (Dialogue ends)
 * Could you repair the arrow holes in the back of my shirt?
 * Player: Could you repair the arrow holes in the back of my shirt?
 * Ned: Ah yes, its a tough world these days
 * Ned: Theres a few brave enough to attack from 10 metres away
 * (Ned pulls out a needle and attacks your shirt)
 * Ned: There you go, good as new
 * Player: Thanks Ned, maybe next time they will attack me face to face
 * (Dialogue ends)

Player who is doing Dragon Slayer quest

 * Ned: Why hello there, me friends call me Ned
 * Ned: I was a man of the sea, but its past me now
 * Ned: Could I be making or selling you some Rope?
 * You're a sailor? Could you take me to the Isle of Crandor
 * Player: You're a sailor? Could you take me to the Isle of Crandor
 * Ned: Well I was a sailor
 * Ned: I've not been able to get work at sea these days though
 * Ned: They say I am too old
 * (There is a wistfull look in Ned's eyes)
 * Ned: I miss those days
 * Ned: If you could get me a ship I would take you anywhere
 * Player: I will work on finding a sea worthy ship then
 * Yes, I would like some Rope
 * Player: Yes, I would like some Rope
 * Ned: Well, I can sell you some rope for 15 coins
 * Ned: Or I can be making you some if you gets me 4 balls of wool
 * Ned: I strands them together I does, makes em strong
 * Okay, please sell me some Rope
 * [Player does not have 15 coins]
 * (You Don't have enough coins to buy any rope!)
 * [Player has at least 15 coins]
 * Player: Okay, please sell me some Rope
 * (You hand Ned 15 coins)
 * Ned: There you go, finest rope in Runescape
 * (Ned gives you a coil of rope)
 * Thats a little more than I want to pay
 * Player: Thats a little more than I want to pay
 * Ned: Well, if you ever need rope. thats the price. sorry
 * Ned: An old sailor needs money for a little drop o rum.
 * I will go and get some wool [Player does not have 4 balls of wool]
 * Player: I will go and get some wool
 * Ned: Aye, you do that
 * Ned: Remember, it takes 4 balls of wool to make strong rope
 * I have some balls of wool. could you make me some Rope? [Player has at least 4 balls of wool]
 * Player: I have some balls of wool. could you make me some Rope?
 * Ned: Sure I can.
 * {Player gets rope}
 * No thanks Ned, I don't need any
 * Player: No thanks Ned, I don't need any
 * Ned: Well, old Neddy is always here if you do
 * Ned: Tell your friends, I can always be using the business

After the player has repaired the ship

 * Ned: Why hello there, me friends call me Ned
 * Ned: I was a man of the sea, but its past me now
 * Ned: Could I be making or selling you some Rope?
 * You're a sailor? Could you take me to the Isle of Crandor
 * Player: You're a sailor? Could you take me to the Isle of Crandor
 * Ned: Well I was a sailor
 * Ned: I've not been able to get work at sea these days though
 * Ned: They say I am too old
 * (There is a wistfull look in Ned's eyes)
 * Ned: I miss those days
 * Ned: If you could get me a ship I would take you anywhere
 * Player: As it happens I do have a ship ready to sail
 * Ned: That'd be grand, where is it
 * Player: It's called the Lumbrige Lady and it's docked in Port Sarim
 * Ned: I'll go right over there and check her out then
 * Ned: See you over there
 * Yes, I would like some Rope
 * (See above)
 * No thanks Ned, I don't need any
 * (See above)

Talking to Ned on ship when you have the map

 * Ned: Hello there lad
 * So are you going to take me to Crandor Island now then?
 * Player: So are you going to take me to Crandor Island now then?
 * Ned: Okay show me the map and we'll set sail now
 * [Player does not have the 3 Map Pieces or the Map]
 * (Dialogue ends)
 * [Player has the 3 Map Pieces]
 * (You give the parts of the map to ned)
 * [Player has the Map]
 * (You give the map to ned)
 * [For both cases]
 * Player: Here it is
 * (You feel the ship begin to move)
 * (You are out at sea)
 * (The ship is sailing)
 * (The ship is sailing)
 * (You feel a crunch)
 * Ned: Aha we've arrived
 * So are you still up to sailing this ship?
 * Player: So are you still up to sailing this ship?
 * Ned: Well I am a tad rusty
 * Ned: I'm sure it'll all come back to me, once I get into action
 * Ned: I hope...

Ned on crashed ship on Crandor

 * Is the ship ready to sail back?
 * Player: Is the ship ready to sail back?
 * Ned: Well when we arrived the ship took a nasty jar from those rocks
 * Ned: We may be stranded
 * So are you enjoying this exotic island vacation?
 * Player: So are you enjoying this exotic island vacation?
 * Ned: Well it would have been better if I'd brought my sun lotion
 * Ned: Oh and the skeletons which won't let me leave the ship
 * Ned: Probably aren't helping either

Ned on Port Sarim ship after the first time player visited Crandor (Ship not repaired)*

 * Ned: Hello again lad
 * Can you take me back to Crandor again
 * Player: Can you take me back to Crandor again?
 * Ned: Well I would, but the last adventure
 * Ned: Hasn't left this tub in the best of shapes
 * Ned: You'll have to fix it again
 * How did you get back?
 * Player: How did you get back?
 * Ned: I got towed back by a passing friendly whale

Ned on Port Sarim ship after the first time player visited Crandor (Ship repaired)*

 * Ned: Hello again lad
 * Can you take me back to Crandor again
 * Player: Can you take me back to Crandor again?
 * Ned: Okie Dokie
 * (You feel the ship begin to move)
 * (You are out at sea)
 * (The ship is sailing)
 * (The ship is sailing)
 * (You feel a crunch)
 * Ned: Aha we've arrived
 * How did you get back?
 * Player: How did you get back?
 * Ned: I got towed back by a passing friendly whale

* - Ned is no longer available on the Lumbrige Lady after the player unlocks the secret passage on Crandor

Ned in Draynor after the quest

 * Ned: Why hello there, me friends call me Ned
 * Ned: I was a man of the sea, but its past me now
 * Ned: Could I be making or selling you some Rope?
 * Yes, I would like some Rope
 * (See above)
 * No thanks Ned, I don't need any
 * (See above)