Referee/Dialogue

When player first talks to him

 * Referee: hi, welcome to gnome ball
 * Player: gnome ball?, how do you play?
 * Referee: it's pretty simple really, you take the ball from me
 * Referee: charge at the gnome defense and try to throw the ball..
 * Referee: ..through the net to the goal catcher, it's a rough game but great fun
 * Referee: it's also a great way to improve your agility
 * Referee: so do you fancy a game?
 * looks too dangerous for me
 * Player: looks too dangerous for me
 * Referee: you may be right, we've seen humans die on this field
 * ok then i'll have a go
 * Player: ok then i'll have a go
 * Referee: great stuff
 * Referee: there are no rules to gnome ball, so it can get a bit rough
 * Referee: you can pass to the winger gnomes if your behind the start line
 * Referee: then you can make a run and they'll pass back
 * Referee: otherwise, if you're feeling brave you, can just charge and dodge
 * Player: sounds easy enough
 * Referee: the main aim is to leave with no broken limbs
 * Referee: i think you should be fine

When player does not have a Gnome Ball

 * Referee: ready ... go
 * (the ref throws the ball into the air)
 * (you jump up and catch it)

When player already has a Gnome Ball

 * Referee: the ball's still in play