Chemist/Dialogue

Before and after Biohazard

 * [The chemist is busy at the moment]

When player has the plague sample, sulphuric broline, ethenea, and liquid honey

 * Chemist: Sorry, I'm afraid we're just closing now, you'll have to come back another time
 * This can't wait,I'm carrying a plague sample that desperately needs analysis
 * Player: This can't wait,I'm carrying a plague sample that desperately needs analysis
 * Chemist: You idiot! A plague sample should be confined to a lab
 * Chemist: I'm taking it off you- I'm afraid it's the only responsible thing to do
 * [He takes the plague sample from you]
 * It's OK I'm Elena's friend
 * Player: It's OK I'm Elena's friend
 * Chemist: Oh, well that's different then. Must be pretty important to come all this way
 * Chemist: How's everyone doing there anyway? Wasn't there was some plague scare
 * that's why I'm here: I need some more touch paper for this plague sample
 * Player: that's why I'm here: I need some more touch paper for this plague sample
 * Chemist: You idiot! A plague sample should be confined to a lab
 * Chemist: I'm taking it off you- I'm afraid it's the only responsible thing to do
 * [He takes the plague sample from you]
 * Who knows... I just need some touch paper for a guy called Guidor
 * Player: Who knows... I just need some touch paper for a guy called Guidor
 * Chemist: Guidor? This one's on me then- the poor guy. Sorry about the interrogation
 * Chemist: It's just that there's been rumours of a man travelling with a plague on him
 * Chemist: They're even doing spot checks in Varrock: it's a pharmeceutical disaster
 * Player: Oh right...so am I going to be OK carrying these three vials with me?
 * Chemist: With touch paper as well? You're asking for trouble
 * Chemist: You'd be better using my errand boys outside- give them a vial each
 * Chemist: They're not the most reliable people in the world
 * Chemist: One's a painter, one's a gambler, and one's a drunk
 * Chemist: Still, if you pay peanuts you'll get monkeys, right?
 * Chemist: And it's better than entering Varrock with half a laborotory in your napsack
 * Chemist: OK- thanks for your help, I know that Elena appreciates it
 * Chemist: Yes well don't stand around here gassing
 * Chemist: You'd better hurry if you want to see Guidor
 * Chemist: He won't be around for much longer
 * [He gives you the touch paper]

Talking to him again with Touch paper in inventory

 * Player: hello again
 * Chemist: oh hello, do you need more touch paper?
 * Player: no i just wanted to say hello
 * Chemist: oh, ok then ... hello
 * Player: hi

Talking to him again without Touch paper in inventory

 * Player: hello again
 * Chemist: oh hello, do you need more touch paper?
 * Player: yes please
 * Chemist: ok there you go
 * [the chemist gives you some touch paper]