Bartender/Dialogue

Bartender (Dancing Donkey Inn)

 * Player: hello
 * Bartender: good day to you, brave adventurer
 * Bartender: can i get you a refreshing beer
 * yes please
 * Player: yes please
 * Bartender: ok then, that's two gold coins please
 * (you give two coins to the barman)
 * (he gives you a cold beer)
 * Bartender: cheers
 * Player: cheers
 * [If player has not enough money]
 * (you don't have enough gold)
 * no thanks
 * Player: no thanks
 * Bartender: let me know if you change your mind
 * how much?
 * Player: how much?
 * Bartender: two gold pieces a pint
 * Bartender: so, what do you say?
 * yes please
 * (See above)
 * no thanks
 * Player: no thanks
 * Bartender: let me know if you change your mind

Bartender (Forester's Arms)

 * Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?
 * What do you have?
 * Player: What do you have?
 * Bartender: Well we have beer
 * Bartender: Or if you want some food, we have our home made stew and meat pies
 * Beer please
 * [same as below beer 'please option']
 * I'll try the meat pie
 * Player: I'll try the meat pie
 * Bartender: Ok, that'll be 16 gold
 * (You buy a nice hot meat pie)
 * [player does not have 16 gold]
 * Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
 * Could I have some stew please
 * Player: Could I have some stew please
 * Bartender: A bowl of stew, that'll be 20 gold please
 * (You buy a bowl of home made stew)
 * [player does not have 20 gold]
 * Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
 * I don't really want anything thanks
 * Player: I don't really want anything thanks
 * Beer please
 * Player: Beer please
 * Bartender: one beer coming up
 * Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
 * [player has at least two coins]
 * (You buy a pint of beer)
 * [player does not have two coins]
 * Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
 * I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
 * Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
 * Bartender: Oh you're a barbarian then
 * Bartender: Now which of these was the barrels contained the liverbane ale?
 * Bartender: That'll be 18 coins please
 * [player does not have 18 coins]
 * Player: Sorry I don't have 18 coins
 * [player has at least 18 coins]
 * The bartender gives you a glass of liverbane ale
 * You gulp it down
 * The room seems to be swaying
 * The bartender scrawls his signiture on your card
 * I don't really want anything thanks
 * Player: I don't really want anything thanks

Bartender (Jolly Boar Inn)

 * Bartender: Yes please?
 * I'll have a beer please
 * Player: I'll have a pint of beer please
 * Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
 * [player does not have two coins]
 * Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
 * [player has at least two coins]
 * (You buy a pint of beer)
 * Any hints where I can go adventuring?
 * Player: Any hints on where I can go adventuring?
 * Bartender: It's funny you should say that
 * Bartender: An adventurer passed through here, the other day,
 * Bartender: claiming to have found a dungeon full of treasure,
 * Bartender: guarded by vicious skeletal warriors
 * Bartender: He said he found the entrance in a ruined town
 * Bartender: deep in the woods to the west of here, behind the palace
 * Bartender: Now how much faith you put in that story is up to you,
 * Bartender: but it probably wouldn't do any harm to have a look
 * Player: Thanks
 * Player: I may try that at some point
 * Heard any good gossip?
 * Player: Heard any good gossip?
 * Bartender: I'm not that well up on the gossip out here
 * Bartender: I've heard that the bartender in the Blue Moon Inn has gone a little crazy
 * Bartender: He keeps claiming he is part of something called a computer game
 * Bartender: What that means, I don't know
 * Bartender: That's probably old news by now though
 * I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
 * Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
 * Bartender: Ah, there seems to be a fair few doing that one these days
 * Bartender: My supply of Olde Suspiciouse is starting to run low
 * Bartender: It'll cost you 10 coins
 * [player does not have 10 coins]
 * Player: I don't have 10 coins right now
 * [player has at least 10 coins]
 * You buy a pint of Olde Suspiciouse
 * You gulp it down
 * Your head is spinning
 * The bartender signs your card
 * Player: Thanksh very mush

Bartender (Blue Moon Inn)

 * Bartender: What can I do yer for?
 * A glass of your finest ale please
 * Player: A glass of your finest ale please
 * Bartender: No problemo
 * Bartender: That'll be 2 coins
 * [player does not have 2 coins]
 * Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
 * [player has at least 2 coins]
 * You buy a pint of beer
 * Can you recommend anywhere an adventurer might make his fortune?
 * Player: Can you recommend anywhere an adventurer might make his fortune?
 * Bartender: Ooh I don't know if I should be giving away information
 * Bartender: Makes the computer game too easy
 * Oh ah well
 * Player: Oh ah well
 * Computer game? What are you talking about?
 * Player: Computer game?
 * Player: What are you talking about?
 * Bartender: This world around us..
 * Bartender: is all a computer game..
 * Bartender: called Runescape
 * Player: Nope, still don't understand what you are talking about
 * Player: What's a computer?
 * Bartender: It's a sort of magic box thing,
 * Bartender: which can do all sorts of different things
 * Player: I give up
 * Player: You're obviously completely mad!
 * Just a small clue?
 * Player: Just a small clue?
 * Bartender: Go and talk to the bartender at the Jolly Boar Inn
 * Bartender: He doesn't seem to mind giving away clues
 * Do you know where I can get some good equipment?
 * Player: Do you know where I can get some good equipment?
 * Bartender: Well, there's the sword shop across the road,
 * Bartender: or there's also all sorts of shops up around the market
 * I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
 * Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
 * Bartender: Oh no not another of you guys
 * Bartender: These barbarian barcrawls cause too much damage to my bar
 * Bartender: You're going to have to pay 50 gold for the Uncle Humphrey's gutrot
 * [player does not have 50 coins]
 * Player: I don't have 50 coins
 * [player has at least 50 coins]
 * You buy some gutrot
 * You drink the gutrot
 * your insides feel terrible
 * The bartender signs your card
 * Player: Blearrgh

Bartender (The Rusty Anchor)

 * Could i buy a beer please?
 * Player: Could i buy a beer please?
 * Bartender: Sure that will be 2 gold coins please
 * [Player can afford]
 * Player:Ok here you go thanks
 * (you buy a pint of beer)
 * [Player cannot afford]
 * (You dont have enough coins for the beer)
 * Not very busy in here today is it?
 * Player: Not very busy in here today is it
 * Bartender: No it was earlier
 * Bartender: There was a guy in here saying the goblins up by the mountain are arguing again
 * Bartender: Of all things about the colour of their armour.
 * Bartender: Knowing the goblins, it could easily turn into a full blown war
 * Bartender: Which wouldn't be good
 * Bartender: Goblin wars make such a mess of the countryside
 * Player: Well if I have time I'll see if I can go and knock some sense into them
 * I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
 * Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
 * Bartender: Are you sure you look a bit skinny for that
 * Player: Just give me whatever drink I need to drink here
 * Bartender: Ok one black skull ale coming up, 8 coins please
 * [player does not have 8 coins]
 * Player: I don't have 8 coins with me
 * [player has at least 8 coins]
 * You buy a black skull ale
 * You drink your black skull ale
 * Your vision blurs
 * The bartender signs your card

After Goblin Diplomacy quest

 * Could i buy a beer please?
 * Player: Could i buy a beer please?
 * Bartender: Sure that will be 2 gold coins please
 * [Player can afford]
 * Player:Ok here you go thanks
 * (you buy a pint of beer)
 * [Player cannot afford]
 * (You dont have enough coins for the beer)
 * Have you heard any more rumours in here?
 * Player: Have you heard any more rumours in here?
 * Bartender: No it hasn't been very busy lately
 * I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
 * Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
 * Bartender: Are you sure you look a bit skinny for that
 * Player: Just give me whatever drink I need to drink here
 * Bartender: Ok one black skull ale coming up, 8 coins please
 * [player does not have 8 coins]
 * Player: I don't have 8 coins with me
 * [player has at least 8 coins]
 * You buy a black skull ale
 * You drink your black skull ale
 * Your vision blurs
 * The bartender signs your card

Bartender (Flying Horse Inn)

 * Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?
 * Player: What do you serve?
 * Bartender: Beer
 * I'll have a beer then
 * Player: I'll have a beer then
 * Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
 * (if player has enough money)
 * You buy a pint of beer
 * (if player does not have enough money)
 * Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
 * I'll not have anything then
 * Player: I'll not have anything then

Bartender (Dead Man's Chest)

 * Bartender: Yohoho me hearty what would you like to drink?
 * Nothing thankyou
 * Player: Nothing thankyou
 * A pint of Grog please
 * Player: A pint of Grog please
 * Bartender: One grog coming right up
 * Bartender: That'll be 3 gold
 * (if player has enough money)
 * You buy a pint of Grog
 * (if player does not have enough money)
 * Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
 * A bottle of rum please
 * Player: A bottle of rum please
 * Bartender: That'll be 27 gold
 * (if player has enough money)
 * You buy a bottle of rum
 * (if player does not have enough money)
 * Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
 * I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
 * Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
 * Bartender: Haha time to be breaking out the old supergrog
 * Bartender: That'll be 15 coins please
 * (if player does not have 15 coins)
 * Player: Sorry I don't have 15 coins
 * (if player has at least 15 coins)
 * The bartender serves you a glass of strange thick dark liquid
 * You wince and drink it
 * You stagger backwards
 * You think you see 2 bartenders signing 2 barcrawl cards

Bartender (Ye Olde Dragon Inn)

 * Bartender: What can I get you?
 * Player: What's on the menu?
 * Bartender: Dragon bitter and Greenmans ale
 * I'll give it a miss I think
 * Player: I'll give it a miss
 * Bartender: Come back when you're a little thirstier
 * I'll try the dragon bitter
 * Player: I'll try the dragon bitter
 * Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
 * (You buy a pint of dragon bitter)
 * (if player does not have enough money)
 * Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
 * Can I have some greenman's ale?
 * Player: Can I have some greenman's ale?
 * Bartender: Ok, that'll be ten coins
 * (You buy a pint of ale)
 * (if player does not have enough money)
 * Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money