Professor Oddenstein/Dialogue

Before starting Ernest the chicken

 * Professor Oddenstein: Be careful in here
 * Professor Oddenstein: Lots of dangerous equipment in here
 * What do this machine do?
 * Player: What does this machine do?
 * Professor Oddenstein: Nothing at the moment
 * Professor Oddenstein: As it's broken
 * Professor Oddenstein: It's meant to be a transmutation machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: It has also spent time as a time travel machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: And a dramatic lightning generator
 * Professor Oddenstein: And a thing for generating monsters
 * Is this your house?
 * Player: Is this your house?
 * Professor Oddenstein: No, I'm just one of the tenants
 * Professor Oddenstein: It belongs to the count
 * Professor Oddenstein: Who lives in the basement

After starting Ernest the chicken

 * Professor Oddenstein: Be careful in here
 * Professor Oddenstein: Lots of dangerous equipment in here
 * I'm looking for a guy called Ernest
 * Player: I'm looking for a guy called Ernest
 * Professor Oddenstein: Ah Ernest, top notch bloke
 * Professor Oddenstein: He's helping me with my experiments
 * Player: So you know where he is then?
 * Professor Oddenstein: He's that chicken over there
 * Player: Ernest is a chicken?
 * Player: Are you sure?
 * Professor Oddenstein: Oh he isn't normally a chicken
 * Professor Oddenstein: Or at least he wasn't
 * Professor Oddenstein: Until he helped me test my pouletmorph machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: It was originally going to be called a transmutation machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: But after testing Pouletmorph seems more appropriate
 * I'm glad Veronica didn't actually get engaged to a chicken
 * Player: I'm glad Veronica didn't actually get engaged to a chicken
 * Professor Oddenstein: Who's Veronica?
 * Player: Ernest's fiancee
 * Player: She probably doesn't want to marry a chicken
 * Professor Oddenstein: Ooh I dunno
 * Professor Oddenstein: She could have free eggs for breakfast
 * Player: I think you'd better change him back
 * Professor Oddenstein: Um it's not so easy
 * Professor Oddenstein: My machine is broken
 * Professor Oddenstein: And the house gremlins
 * Professor Oddenstein: Have run off with some vital bits
 * Player: Well I can look out for them
 * Professor Oddenstein: That would be a help
 * Professor Oddenstein: They'll be somewhere in the manor house or its grounds
 * Professor Oddenstein: The gremlins never go further than the entrance gate
 * Professor Oddenstein: I'm missing the pressure gauge and a rubber tube
 * Professor Oddenstein: They've also taken my oil can
 * Professor Oddenstein: Which I'm going to need to get this thing started again
 * (Quest checkpoint)
 * Change him back this instant
 * Player: Change him back this instant
 * Professor Oddenstein: Um it's not so easy
 * Professor Oddenstein: My machine is broken
 * Professor Oddenstein: And the house gremlins
 * Professor Oddenstein: Have run off with some vital bits
 * Player: Well I can look out for them
 * Professor Oddenstein: That would be a help
 * Professor Oddenstein: They'll be somewhere in the manor house or its grounds
 * Professor Oddenstein: The gremlins never go further than the entrance gate
 * Professor Oddenstein: I'm missing the pressure gauge and a rubber tube
 * Professor Oddenstein: They've also taken my oil can
 * Professor Oddenstein: Which I'm going to need to get this thing started again
 * (Quest checkpoint)
 * What do this machine do?
 * Player: What does this machine do?
 * Professor Oddenstein: Nothing at the moment
 * Professor Oddenstein: As it's broken
 * Professor Oddenstein: It's meant to be a transmutation machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: It has also spent time as a time travel machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: And a dramatic lightning generator
 * Professor Oddenstein: And a thing for generating monsters
 * Is this your house?
 * Player: Is this your house?
 * Professor Oddenstein: No, I'm just one of the tenants
 * Professor Oddenstein: It belongs to the count
 * Professor Oddenstein: Who lives in the basement

After returning to him with no components

 * Professor Oddenstein: Have you found anything yet?
 * Player: I'm afraid I don't have any yet!
 * Professor Oddenstein: I need a rubber tube, a pressure gauge and a can of oil
 * Professor Oddenstein: Then your friend can stop being a chicken

After returning to him with some components

 * Professor Oddenstein: Have you found anything yet?
 * Player: I have found some of the things you need:
 * (With an oil can in inventory)
 * Player: I have a can of oil
 * (With a pressure gauge in inventory)
 * Player: I have a pressure gauge
 * (With a rubber tube in inventory)
 * Player: I have a rubber tube
 * Professor Oddenstein: Well that's a start
 * Professor Oddenstein: You still need to find
 * (Missing an oil can in inventory)
 * Professor Oddenstein: A can of oil
 * (Missing a rubber tube in inventory)
 * Professor Oddenstein: A rubber tube
 * (Missing a pressure gauge in inventory)
 * Professor Oddenstein: A Pressure Gauge
 * Player: OK I'll try and find them

After returning to him with all three items

 * Professor Oddenstein: Have you found anything yet?
 * Player: I have everything
 * Professor Oddenstein: Give em here then
 * [You give a rubber tube, a pressure gauge and a can of oil to the Professer]
 * [Oddenstein starts up the machine]
 * [The machine hums and shakes]
 * [Suddenly a ray shoots out of the machine at the chicken]
 * (Follows conversation of Ernest marking quest end)

After finishing Ernest the chicken

 * Professor Oddenstein: Be careful in here
 * Professor Oddenstein: Lots of dangerous equipment in here
 * What do this machine do?
 * Player: What does this machine do?
 * Professor Oddenstein: Nothing at the moment
 * Professor Oddenstein: As it's broken
 * Professor Oddenstein: It's meant to be a transmutation machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: It has also spent time as a time travel machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: And a dramatic lightning generator
 * Professor Oddenstein: And a thing for generating monsters
 * Is this your house?
 * Player: Is this your house?
 * Professor Oddenstein: No, I'm just one of the tenants
 * Professor Oddenstein: It belongs to the count
 * Professor Oddenstein: Who lives in the basement