Traiborn the wizard/Dialogue

Off-quest
Traiborn the wizard: Ello young thingummywut
 * Whats a thingummywut?
 * Player: Whats a thingummywut?
 * Traiborn the wizard: A thingummywut?
 * Traiborn the wizard: Where?, Where?
 * Traiborn the wizard: Those pesky thingummywuts
 * Traiborn the wizard: They get everywhere
 * Traiborn the wizard: They leave a terrible mess too
 * Err you just called me thingummywut
 * Player: Err you just called me thingummywut
 * Traiborn the wizard: You're a thingummywut?
 * Traiborn the wizard: I've never seen one up close before
 * Traiborn the wizard: They said I was mad
 * Traiborn the wizard: Now you are my proof
 * Traiborn the wizard: There ARE thingummywuts in this tower
 * Traiborn the wizard: Now where can I find a cage big enough to keep you?
 * Err I'd better be off really
 * Player: Err I'd better be off really
 * Traiborn the wizard: Oh ok have a good time
 * Traiborn the wizard: and watch out for sheep!
 * Traiborn the wizard: They're more cunning than they look
 * They're right, you are mad
 * Player: They're right, you are mad
 * Traiborn the wizard: That's a pity
 * Traiborn the wizard: I thought maybe they were winding me up
 * Tell me what they look like and I'll mash 'em
 * Player: Tell me what they look like and I'll mash 'em
 * Traiborn the wizard: Don't be ridiculous
 * Traiborn the wizard: No-one has ever seen one
 * Traiborn the wizard: They're invisible
 * Traiborn the wizard: Or a myth
 * Traiborn the wizard: Or a figment of my imagination
 * Traiborn the wizard: Can't remember which right now
 * Teach me to be a mighty and powerful wizard
 * Player: Teach me to be a mighty and powerful wizard
 * Traiborn the wizard: Wizard, Eh?
 * Traiborn the wizard: You don't want any truck with that sort
 * Traiborn the wizard: They're not to be trusted
 * Traiborn the wizard: That's what I've heard anyways
 * So aren't you a wizard?
 * Player: So aren't you a wizard
 * Traiborn the wizard: How dare you?
 * Traiborn the wizard: Of course I'm a wizard
 * Traiborn the wizard: Now don't be so cheeky or I'll turn you into a frog
 * Oh I'd better stop talking to you then
 * Player: Oh I'd better stop talking to you then
 * Traiborn the wizard: Cheerio then
 * Traiborn the wizard: Was nice chatting to you

During Demon Slayer quest

 * (See dialogue above)
 * I need to get a key given to you by Sir Prysin
 * Player: I need to get a key given to you by Sir Prysin
 * Traiborn the wizard: Sir Prysin?Who's that?
 * Traiborn the wizard: What would I want his key for?
 * He told me you were looking after it for him
 * Player: He told me you were looking after it for him
 * Traiborn the wizard: That wasn't very clever of him
 * Traiborn the wizard: I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on proper
 * Traiborn the wizard: Go tell him to find someone else
 * Traiborn the wizard: to look after his valuables in future
 * Ok, I'll go and tell him that
 * Player: Ok, I'll go and tell him that
 * Traiborn the wizard: Oh that's great
 * Traiborn the wizard: If it wouldn't be too much trouble
 * Err I'd better be off really
 * (See dialogue below)
 * Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
 * (See dialogue below)
 * Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
 * He's one of the king's knights
 * Player: He's one of the king's knights
 * Traiborn the wizard: Say, I remember a knight with a key
 * Traiborn the wizard: He had nice shoes
 * Traiborn the wizard: and didn't like my homemade spinach rolls
 * Traiborn the wizard: Would you like a spinach roll?
 * Yes Please
 * Player: Yes Please
 * [Traiborn digs around in the pockets of his robes]
 * [Traiborn hands you a spinach roll]
 * (Spinach roll is placed in the players inventory or ground)
 * Player: Thank you very much
 * Err I'd better be off really
 * Player: Err I'd better be off really
 * Traiborn the wizard: Oh ok have a good time
 * Traiborn the wizard: and watch out for sheep!
 * Traiborn the wizard: They're more cunning than they look
 * Traiborn the wizard: Ello young thingummywut
 * Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
 * (See dialogue below)
 * Just tell me if you have the key
 * Player: Just tell me if you have the key
 * Traiborn the wizard: The key?
 * Traiborn the wizard: The key to what?
 * Traiborn the wizard: There's more than one key in the world, don't you know
 * Traiborn the wizard: Would be a bit odd if there was only one
 * It's the key to get a sword called Silverlight
 * Player: Its the key to get a sword called Silverlight
 * Traiborn the wizard: Silverlight? Never heard of that
 * Traiborn the wizard: Sounds a good name for a ship
 * Traiborn the wizard: Are you sure it's not the name of a ship, rather than a sword?
 * Yeah, pretty sure
 * Player: Yeah, pretty sure
 * Traiborn the wizard: That's a pity
 * Traiborn the wizard: Waste of a name
 * Err I'd better be off really
 * Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
 * Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
 * (See dialogue below)
 * You've lost it, haven't you?
 * Player: You've lost it, haven't you?
 * Traiborn the wizard: Me?Lose things?
 * Traiborn the wizard: Thats a nasty accusation
 * Player: Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
 * (See dialogue below- Traiborn's dialogue state changes)
 * Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
 * Player: Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
 * Traiborn the wizard: Now you come to mention it - yes I do have a ke
 * Traiborn the wizard: Its in my special closet of valuable stuff
 * Traiborn the wizard: Now how do I get into that?
 * [The wizard scratches his head]
 * Traiborn the wizard: I sealed it using one of my magic rituals
 * Traiborn the wizard: so it would make sense that another ritual
 * Traiborn the wizard: Would open it again
 * [The wizard beams]
 * Player: So do you know what ritual to use?
 * Traiborn the wizard: Let me think a second
 * Traiborn the wizard: Yes a simple drazier style ritual should suffice
 * Traiborn the wizard: Hmm
 * Traiborn the wizard: Main problem with that is I'll need 25 sets of bones
 * Traiborn the wizard: Now where am I going to get hold of something like that
 * Hmm, that's too bad. I really need that key
 * Player: Hmm, thats too bad. I really need that key
 * Traiborn the wizard: Ah well sorry I couldn't be any more help
 * (Dialogue ends)
 * I'll get the bones for you
 * Player: I'll get the bones for you
 * Traiborn the wizard: Ooh that would very good of you
 * Player: Ok I'll speak to you when I've got some bones
 * (Dialogue ends)

If player has less than 25 bones

 * Traiborn the wizard: How are you doing finding bones?
 * Player: I have some bones
 * Traiborn the wizard: Give 'em here then
 * [You give Traiborn a set of bones]
 * (The above is repeated as many times as bones are in players inventory)
 * (This process can only be stopped via logout)
 * Player: That's all of them
 * Traiborn the wizard: I still need more
 * Player: Ok, I'll look for some more

If player has 25 bones or is turning in final amount of bones

 * Traiborn the wizard: How are you doing finding bones?
 * Player: I have some bones
 * Traiborn the wizard: Give 'em here then
 * [You give Traiborn a set of bones]
 * (The above is repeated 25 times or the amount needed remaining)
 * Traiborn the wizard: Hurrah! That's all 25 sets of bones
 * (Traiborn places the bones in a circle on the floor)
 * [Traiborn waves his arms about]
 * Traiborn the wizard: Wings of dark and colour too
 * Traiborn the wizard: Spreading in the morning dew
 * [The wizard waves his arms some more]
 * Traiborn the wizard: Locked away I have a key
 * Traiborn the wizard: Return it now unto me
 * [Traiborn smiles]
 * [Traiborn hands you a key]
 * (Silverlight key 1 is placed in the players inventory)
 * Player: Thank you very much
 * Traiborn the wizard: Not a problem for a friend of sir what's-his-face
 * (Dialogue ends)

Post-quest

 * (Same as off-quest)