Gnome pilot/Dialogue

Gnome pilots outside of the Tree Gnome Stronghold

 * [the gnome doesn't seem interested in talking]

Gnome pilot at the Tree Gnome Stronghold

 * Player: hello
 * Gnome pilot: hello traveller

After player is instructed by the king to flee the stronghold during the Grand Tree quest

 * Player: hello
 * Gnome pilot: hi, the king said that you need to leave
 * Player: yes, apparently humans are invading
 * Gnome pilot: i find that hard to believe
 * Gnome pilot: i have lots of human friends
 * Player: it seems a bit strange to me
 * Gnome pilot: well, would you like me to take you somewhere?
 * actually yes, take me to karamja
 * Player: actually yes, take me to karamja
 * Gnome pilot: ok, your the boss, jump on
 * Gnome pilot: hold on tight, it'll be a rough ride
 * [you hold on tight to the glider's wooden beam]
 * [the pilot leans back and then pushes the glider forward]
 * [you float softly off the grand tree]
 * Player: whhaaaaaaaaaagghhh
 * Player: ouch
 * Gnome pilot: ouch
 * [you crash in south karamja]
 * Gnome pilot: sorry about that, are you ok
 * Player: i seem to be fine, can't say the same for your glider
 * Gnome pilot: i don't think i can fix this
 * Gnome pilot: looks like we'll be heading back by foot
 * Gnome pilot: i hope you find what you came for adventurer
 * Player: me too, take care little man
 * Gnome pilot: traveller watch out
 * Jogre: grrrrr
 * no thanks i'm going to hang around
 * Player: no thanks i'm going to hang around
 * Gnome pilot: ok, i'll be here if you need me

Gnome pilot atop the (Grand Tree)

 * Player: hello
 * Gnome pilot: well hello again traveller
 * Gnome pilot: can i take you somewhere?
 * Gnome pilot: i can fly like the birds
 * karamja
 * Player: take me to karamja
 * Gnome pilot: ok, your the boss, jump on
 * Gnome pilot: hold on tight, it'll be a rough ride
 * [you hold on tight to the glider's wooden beam]
 * [the pilot leans back and then pushes the glider forward]
 * [you float softly off the grand tree]
 * Player: whhaaaaaaaaaagghhh
 * Player: ouch
 * varrock
 * Player: take me to Varrock
 * Gnome pilot: ok, your the boss, jump on
 * Gnome pilot: hold on tight, it'll be a rough ride
 * [you hold on tight to the glider's wooden beam]
 * [the pilot leans back and then pushes the glider forward]
 * [you float softly off the grand tree]
 * Player: whhaaaaaaaaaagghhh
 * Player: ouch
 * Al kharid
 * Player: take me to Al kharid
 * Gnome pilot: ok, your the boss, jump on
 * Gnome pilot: hold on tight, it'll be a rough ride
 * [you hold on tight to the glider's wooden beam]
 * [the pilot leans back and then pushes the glider forward]
 * [you float softly off the grand tree]
 * Player: whhaaaaaaaaaagghhh
 * Player: ouch
 * white wolf mountain
 * Player: take me to White wolf mountain
 * Gnome pilot: ok, your the boss, jump on
 * Gnome pilot: hold on tight, it'll be a rough ride
 * [you hold on tight to the glider's wooden beam]
 * [the pilot leans back and then pushes the glider forward]
 * [you float softly off the grand tree]
 * Player: whhaaaaaaaaaagghhh
 * Player: ouch
 * I'll stay here thanks
 * Player: i'll stay here thanks
 * Gnome pilot: no worries, let me know if you change your mind

At a functional glider

 * Player: hello again
 * Gnome pilot: well hello adventurer
 * Gnome pilot: would you like to go to the tree gnome stronghold?
 * ok then
 * Player: ok then
 * Gnome pilot: ok, hold on tight
 * [you both hold onto the wooden beam]
 * [you take a few steps backand rush forwards]
 * [the glider just lifts of the ground]
 * Player: whhaaaaaaaaaagghhh
 * no thanks
 * Player: no thanks

At a broken glider

 * Player: hello again
 * Gnome pilot: well hello adventurer
 * Gnome pilot: as you can see we crashed on impact
 * Gnome pilot: i don't think it'll fly again
 * Gnome pilot: sorry but you'll have to walk