Professor Oddenstein/Dialogue

Professor Oddenstein (before starting Ernest the chicken)

 * Professor Oddenstein: Be careful in here
 * Professor Oddenstein: Lots of dangerous equipment in here
 * What do this machine do?
 * Player: What does this machine do?
 * Professor Oddenstein: Nothing at the moment
 * Professor Oddenstein: As it's broken
 * Professor Oddenstein: It's meant to be a transmutation machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: It has also spent time as a time travel machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: And a dramatic lightning generator
 * Professor Oddenstein: And a thing for generating monsters
 * Is this your house?
 * Player: Is this your house?
 * Professor Oddenstein: No, I'm just one of the tenants
 * Professor Oddenstein: It belongs to the count
 * Professor Oddenstein: Who lives in the basement

Professor Oddenstein (after starting Ernest the chicken)

 * Professor Oddenstein: Be careful in here
 * Professor Oddenstein: Lots of dangerous equipment in here
 * I'm looking for a guy called Ernest
 * Player: I'm looking for a guy called Ernest
 * Professor Oddenstein: Ah Ernest, top notch bloke
 * Professor Oddenstein: He's helping me with my experiments
 * Player: So you know where he is then?
 * Professor Oddenstein: He's that chicken over there
 * Player: Ernest is a chicken?
 * Player: Are you sure?
 * Professor Oddenstein: Oh he isn't normally a chicken
 * Professor Oddenstein: Or at least he wasn't
 * Professor Oddenstein: Until he helped me test my pouletmorph machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: It was originally going to be called a transmutation machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: But after testing Pouletmorph seems more appropriate
 * I'm glad Veronica didn't actually get engaged to a chicken
 * Player: I'm glad Veronica didn't actually get engaged to a chicken
 * Professor Oddenstein: Who's Veronica?
 * Player: Ernest's fiancee
 * Player: She probably doesn't want to marry a chicken
 * Professor Oddenstein: Ooh I dunno
 * Professor Oddenstein: She could have free eggs for breakfast
 * Player: I think you\d better change him back
 * Professor Oddenstein: Um it's not so easy
 * Professor Oddenstein: My machine is broken
 * Professor Oddenstein: And the house gremlins
 * Professor Oddenstein: Have run off with some vital bits
 * Player: Well I can look out for them
 * Professor Oddenstein: That would be a help
 * Professor Oddenstein: They'll be somewhere in the manor house or its grounds
 * Professor Oddenstein: The gremlins never go further than the entrance gate
 * Professor Oddenstein: I'm missing the pressure gauge and a rubber tube
 * Professor Oddenstein: They've also taken my oil can
 * Professor Oddenstein: Which I'm going to need to get this thing started again
 * Change him back this instant
 * What do this machine do?
 * Player: What does this machine do?
 * Professor Oddenstein: Nothing at the moment
 * Professor Oddenstein: As it's broken
 * Professor Oddenstein: It's meant to be a transmutation machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: It has also spent time as a time travel machine
 * Professor Oddenstein: And a dramatic lightning generator
 * Professor Oddenstein: And a thing for generating monsters
 * Is this your house?
 * Player: Is this your house?
 * Professor Oddenstein: No, I'm just one of the tenants
 * Professor Oddenstein: It belongs to the count
 * Professor Oddenstein: Who lives in the basement