Barbarian guard/Dialogue

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Barbarian guard[]

Before starting the Alfred Grimhand Bar Crawl[]

Barbarian guard: Oi whaddya want?
- I want to come through this gate
  - Player: I want to come through this gate
  - Barbarian guard: Barbarians only
  - Barbarian guard: Are you a barbarian?
  - Barbarian guard: You don't look like one
    - Hmm, yep you've got me there
      - Player: Hmm, yep you've got me there
    - Looks can be deceiving, I am in fact a barbarian
      - Player: Looks can be deceiving, I am in fact a barbarian
      - Barbarian guard: If you're a barbarian you need to be able to drink like one
      - Barbarian guard: We barbarians like a good drink
      - Barbarian guard: And I have the perfect challenge for you
      - Barbarian guard: The Alfred Grimhand barcrawl
      - Barbarian guard: First done by Alfred Grimhand
      - The guard hands you a barcrawl card
      - Barbarian guard: Take that card to each of the bars named on it
      - Barbarian guard: The bartenders all know what it means
      - Barbarian guard: We're kinda well known
      - Barbarian guard: They'll give you their strongest drink and sign your card
      - Barbarian guard: When you done all that, we'll be happy to let you in
- I want some money
  - Player: I want some money
  - Barbarian guard: Well do I look like a banker to you?

During the bar crawl[]

If the Barcrawl card is in inventory[]

Barbarian guard: So hows the barcrawl coming along?
Player: I haven't finished it yet
Barbarian guard: Well come back when you have, you lightweight

If the Barcrawl card is not inventory[]

Barbarian guard: So hows the barcrawl coming along?
- I've lost my barcrawl card
  - Barbarian guard: What are you like?
  - Barbarian guard: You're gonna have to start all over now
  - Barbarian guard: Here you go, have another barcrawl card
- Not to bad, my barcrawl card is in my bank now
  - Player: Not to bad, my barcrawl card is in my bank now
  - Barbarian guard: You need it with you when you are going on a barcrawl

After completing the bar crawl[]

Barbarian guard: Ello friend