Barmaid/Dialogue

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Barmaid[]

Hi what ales are you serving
- Player: Hi, what ales are you serving?
- Barmaid: Well you can either have a nice Asgarnian Ale or a Wizards Mind bomb
- Barmaid: Or a Dwarven Stout
  - One Asgarnian Ale please
    - (If you have enough money)
      - Player: One Asgarnian Ale please
      - Barmaid: That'll be two gold
      - [You buy an Asgarnian Ale]
    - (If you do not have enough money)
      - Player: One Asgarnian Ale please
      - Barmaid: That'll be two gold
      - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
  - I'll try the mind bomb
    - (If you have enough money)
      - Player: I'll try the mind bomb
      - Barmaid: That'll be two gold
      - [You buy a pint of Wizard's Mind Bomb]
    - (If you do not have enough money)
      - Player: I'll try the mind bomb
      - Barmaid: That'll be two gold
      - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
  - Can I have a Dwarven Stout?
    - (If you have enough money)
      - Player: Can I have a Dwarven Stout?
      - Barmaid: That'll be three gold
      - [You buy a pint of Dwarven Stout]
    - (If you do not have enough money)
      - Player: Can I have a Dwarven Stout?
      - Barmaid: That'll be three gold
      - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
  - I don't feel like any of those
    - Player: I don't feel like any of those
I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
- Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
- Barmaid: Hehe this'll be fun
- Barmaid: You'll be after our off the menu hand of death cocktail then
- Barmaid: Lots of expensive parts to the cocktail though
- Barmaid: So it will cost you 70 coins
- (If you do not have enough money)
  - Player: I don't have that much money on me
- (If you have enough money)
  - [You buy a hand of death cocktail]
  - [You drink the cocktail]
  - [You stumble around the room]
  - [The barmaid giggles]
  - [The barmaid signs your card]