Bartender/Dialogue

This page is an article containing dialogue related to Bartender.
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Note: When doing the bar crawl, in order to receive the relevant option, the player needs to have the Barcrawl card and not drank the special drinks.

Bartender (Dancing Donkey Inn)[]

Player: hello
Bartender: good day to you, brave adventurer
Bartender: can i get you a refreshing beer
- yes please
  - Player: yes please
  - Bartender: ok then, that's two gold coins please
  - (you give two coins to the barman)
  - (he gives you a cold beer)
  - Bartender: cheers
  - Player: cheers
  - [If player has not enough money]
  - (you don't have enough gold)
- no thanks
  - Player: no thanks
  - Bartender: let me know if you change your mind
- how much?
  - Player: how much?
  - Bartender: two gold pieces a pint
  - Bartender: so, what do you say?
    - yes please
      - (See above)
    - no thanks
      - Player: no thanks
      - Bartender: let me know if you change your mind

Bartender (Forester's Arms)[]

Bartender: Good morning, what would you like?
- What do you have?
  - Player: What do you have?
  - Bartender: Well we have beer
  - Bartender: Or if you want some food, we have our home made stew and meat pies
    - Beer please
      - [same as below beer 'please option']
    - I'll try the meat pie
      - Player: I'll try the meat pie
      - Bartender: Ok, that'll be 16 gold
      - (You buy a nice hot meat pie)
      - [player does not have 16 gold]
      - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
    - Could I have some stew please
      - Player: Could I have some stew please
      - Bartender: A bowl of stew, that'll be 20 gold please
      - (You buy a bowl of home made stew)
      - [player does not have 20 gold]
      - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
    - I don't really want anything thanks
      - Player: I don't really want anything thanks
- Beer please
  - Player: Beer please
  - Bartender: one beer coming up
  - Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
  - [player has at least two coins]
    - (You buy a pint of beer)
  - [player does not have two coins]
    - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
  - Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
  - Bartender: Oh you're a barbarian then
  - Bartender: Now which of these was the barrels contained the liverbane ale?
  - Bartender: That'll be 18 coins please
  - [player does not have 18 coins]
    - Player: Sorry I don't have 18 coins
  - [player has at least 18 coins]
    - The bartender gives you a glass of liverbane ale
    - You gulp it down
    - The room seems to be swaying
    - The bartender scrawls his signiture on your card
- I don't really want anything thanks
  - Player: I don't really want anything thanks

Bartender (Jolly Boar Inn)[]

Bartender: Yes please?
- I'll have a beer please
  - Player: I'll have a pint of beer please
  - Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
  - [player does not have two coins]
    - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
  - [player has at least two coins]
    - (You buy a pint of beer)
- Any hints where I can go adventuring?
  - Player: Any hints on where I can go adventuring?
  - Bartender: It's funny you should say that
  - Bartender: An adventurer passed through here, the other day,
  - Bartender: claiming to have found a dungeon full of treasure,
  - Bartender: guarded by vicious skeletal warriors
  - Bartender: He said he found the entrance in a ruined town
  - Bartender: deep in the woods to the west of here, behind the palace
  - Bartender: Now how much faith you put in that story is up to you,
  - Bartender: but it probably wouldn't do any harm to have a look
  - Player: Thanks
  - Player: I may try that at some point
- Heard any good gossip?
  - Player: Heard any good gossip?
  - Bartender: I'm not that well up on the gossip out here
  - Bartender: I've heard that the bartender in the Blue Moon Inn has gone a little crazy
  - Bartender: He keeps claiming he is part of something called a computer game
  - Bartender: What that means, I don't know
  - Bartender: That's probably old news by now though
- I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
  - Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
  - Bartender: Ah, there seems to be a fair few doing that one these days
  - Bartender: My supply of Olde Suspiciouse is starting to run low
  - Bartender: It'll cost you 10 coins
  - [player does not have 10 coins]
    - Player: I don't have 10 coins right now
  - [player has at least 10 coins]
    - You buy a pint of Olde Suspiciouse
    - You gulp it down
    - Your head is spinning
    - The bartender signs your card
    - Player: Thanksh very mush

Bartender (Blue Moon Inn)[]

Bartender: What can I do yer for?
- A glass of your finest ale please
  - Player: A glass of your finest ale please
  - Bartender: No problemo
  - Bartender: That'll be 2 coins
  - [player does not have 2 coins]
    - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
  - [player has at least 2 coins]
    - You buy a pint of beer
- Can you recommend anywhere an adventurer might make his fortune?
  - Player: Can you recommend anywhere an adventurer might make his fortune?
  - Bartender: Ooh I don't know if I should be giving away information
  - Bartender: Makes the computer game too easy
    - Oh ah well
      - Player: Oh ah well
    - Computer game? What are you talking about?
      - Player: Computer game?
      - Player: What are you talking about?
      - Bartender: This world around us..
      - Bartender: is all a computer game..
      - Bartender: called Runescape
      - Player: Nope, still don't understand what you are talking about
      - Player: What's a computer?
      - Bartender: It's a sort of magic box thing,
      - Bartender: which can do all sorts of different things
      - Player: I give up
      - Player: You're obviously completely mad!
    - Just a small clue?
      - Player: Just a small clue?
      - Bartender: Go and talk to the bartender at the Jolly Boar Inn
      - Bartender: He doesn't seem to mind giving away clues
- Do you know where I can get some good equipment?
  - Player: Do you know where I can get some good equipment?
  - Bartender: Well, there's the sword shop across the road,
  - Bartender: or there's also all sorts of shops up around the market
- I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
  - Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
  - Bartender: Oh no not another of you guys
  - Bartender: These barbarian barcrawls cause too much damage to my bar
  - Bartender: You're going to have to pay 50 gold for the Uncle Humphrey's gutrot
  - [player does not have 50 coins]
    - Player: I don't have 50 coins
  - [player has at least 50 coins]
    - You buy some gutrot
    - You drink the gutrot
    - your insides feel terrible
    - The bartender signs your card
    - Player: Blearrgh

Bartender (The Rusty Anchor)[]

Could i buy a beer please?
- Player: Could i buy a beer please?
- Bartender: Sure that will be 2 gold coins please
- [Player can afford]
- Player:Ok here you go thanks
- (you buy a pint of beer)
- [Player cannot afford]
- (You dont have enough coins for the beer)
Not very busy in here today is it?
- Player: Not very busy in here today is it
- Bartender: No it was earlier
- Bartender: There was a guy in here saying the goblins up by the mountain are arguing again
- Bartender: Of all things about the colour of their armour.
- Bartender: Knowing the goblins, it could easily turn into a full blown war
- Bartender: Which wouldn't be good
- Bartender: Goblin wars make such a mess of the countryside
- Player: Well if I have time I'll see if I can go and knock some sense into them
I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
- Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
- Bartender: Are you sure you look a bit skinny for that
- Player: Just give me whatever drink I need to drink here
- Bartender: Ok one black skull ale coming up, 8 coins please
- [player does not have 8 coins]
  - Player: I don't have 8 coins with me
- [player has at least 8 coins]
  - You buy a black skull ale
  - You drink your black skull ale
  - Your vision blurs
  - The bartender signs your card

After Goblin Diplomacy quest[]

Could i buy a beer please?
- Player: Could i buy a beer please?
- Bartender: Sure that will be 2 gold coins please
- [Player can afford]
- Player:Ok here you go thanks
- (you buy a pint of beer)
- [Player cannot afford]
- (You dont have enough coins for the beer)
Have you heard any more rumours in here?
- Player: Have you heard any more rumours in here?
- Bartender: No it hasn't been very busy lately
I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
- Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
- Bartender: Are you sure you look a bit skinny for that
- Player: Just give me whatever drink I need to drink here
- Bartender: Ok one black skull ale coming up, 8 coins please
- [player does not have 8 coins]
  - Player: I don't have 8 coins with me
- [player has at least 8 coins]
  - You buy a black skull ale
  - You drink your black skull ale
  - Your vision blurs
  - The bartender signs your card

Bartender (Flying Horse Inn)[]

Bartender: Would you like to buy a drink?
Player: What do you serve?
Bartender: Beer
- I'll have a beer then
  - Player: I'll have a beer then
  - Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
  - (if player has enough money)
  - You buy a pint of beer
  - (if player does not have enough money)
  - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- I'll not have anything then
  - Player: I'll not have anything then

Bartender (Dead Man's Chest)[]

Bartender: Yohoho me hearty what would you like to drink?
- Nothing thankyou
  - Player: Nothing thankyou
- A pint of Grog please
  - Player: A pint of Grog please
  - Bartender: One grog coming right up
  - Bartender: That'll be 3 gold
  - (if player has enough money)
  - You buy a pint of Grog
  - (if player does not have enough money)
  - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- A bottle of rum please
  - Player: A bottle of rum please
  - Bartender: That'll be 27 gold
  - (if player has enough money)
  - You buy a bottle of rum
  - (if player does not have enough money)
  - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl (Note: Only when doing barcrawl)
  - Player: I'm doing Alfred Grimhand's barcrawl
  - Bartender: Haha time to be breaking out the old supergrog
  - Bartender: That'll be 15 coins please
  - (if player does not have 15 coins)
    - Player: Sorry I don't have 15 coins
  - (if player has at least 15 coins)
    - The bartender serves you a glass of strange thick dark liquid
    - You wince and drink it
    - You stagger backwards
    - You think you see 2 bartenders signing 2 barcrawl cards

Bartender (Ye Olde Dragon Inn)[]

Bartender: What can I get you?
Player: What's on the menu?
Bartender: Dragon bitter and Greenmans ale
- I'll give it a miss I think
  - Player: I'll give it a miss
  - Bartender: Come back when you're a little thirstier
- I'll try the dragon bitter
  - Player: I'll try the dragon bitter
  - Bartender: Ok, that'll be two coins
  - (You buy a pint of dragon bitter)
  - (if player does not have enough money)
  - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money
- Can I have some greenman's ale?
  - Player: Can I have some greenman's ale?
  - Bartender: Ok, that'll be ten coins
  - (You buy a pint of ale)
  - (if player does not have enough money)
  - Player: Oh dear. I don't seem to have enough money