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During Fishing Contest quest

Attempting to fish at the fishing spot

  • Bonzo: Hey you need to pay to join the competition first
  • Bonzo: only 5gp entrance fee
    • I'll give that a go then
      • Player: I'll give that a go then
      • Bonzo: Marvelous
        • (player does not have 5 coins)
          • I don't have the 5gp though
          • Bonzo: No pay, no play
        • [player has at least 5 coins]
          • (You pay bonzo 5 coins)
          • Bonzo: Ok we've got all the fishermen
          • Bonzo: It's time to roll
          • Bonzo: Ok nearly everyone is in there place already
          • Bonzo: You fish in the spot by the oak tree
          • Bonzo: And the Sinister stranger you fish by the pipes
            • [case: regular fishing spot by the oak tree]
              • (Your fishing competition spot is beside the oak tree)
            • [case: fishing spot by the pipes, due to having placed garlic]
              • Sinister stranger: Arrgh what is that ghastly smell
              • Sinister stranger: I think I will move over here instead
              • Bonzo: Hmm you'd better go and take the area by the pipes then
              • (Your fishing competition spot is beside the pipes)
    • No thanks, I'll just watch the fun
      • Player: No thanks, I'll just watch the fun

Talking to him whilst not having won

  • Bonzo: Roll up, roll up
  • Bonzo: Enter the great Hemenster fishing competition
  • Bonzo: only 5gp entrance fee
    • I'll give that a go then
      • Player: I'll give that a go then
      • Bonzo: Marvelous
        • [player does not have 5 coins]
          • (I don't have the 5gp though)
          • Bonzo: No pay, no play
        • [player has at least 5 coins]
          • (You pay bonzo 5 coins)
          • Bonzo: Ok we've got all the fishermen
          • Bonzo: It's time to roll
          • Bonzo: Ok nearly everyone is in there place already
          • Bonzo: You fish in the spot by the oak tree
          • Bonzo: And the Sinister stranger you fish by the pipes
            • [case: regular fishing spot by the oak tree]
              • (Your fishing competition spot is beside the oak tree)
            • [case: fishing spot by the pipes, due to having placed garlic]
              • Sinister stranger: Arrgh what is that ghastly smell
              • Sinister stranger: I think I will move over here instead
              • Bonzo: Hmm you'd better go and take the area by the pipes then
              • (Your fishing competition spot is beside the pipes)
    • No thanks, I'll just watch the fun
      • Player: No thanks, I'll just watch the fun

During the competition

{leaving the competition via the gate, having caught nothing or dropped caught fishes}

  • Bonzo: so you're calling it quits here for now?
    • Yes I'll compete again another day
      • Player: Yes I'll compete again another day
    • Actually I'll go back and catch some more
      • Player: Actually I'll go back and catch some more
      • Bonzo: Good luck

{talking to him, having caught nothing or not the carp}

  • Bonzo: so how are you doing so far?
  • Player: I think I might still be able to find a bigger fish

{talking to him, having caught the carp}

  • Bonzo: so how are you doing so far?
    • I have this big fish,is it enough to win?
      • Player: I have this big fish
      • Player: Is it enough to win?
      • Bonzo: Well we'll just wait till time is up
      • (You wait)
      • Bonzo: Okay folks times up
      • Bonzo: Lets see who caught the biggest fish
      • (You hand over your catch)
      • Bonzo: We have a new winner
      • Bonzo: The heroic looking person
      • Bonzo: who was fishing by the pipes
      • Bonzo: Has caught the biggest carp
      • Bonzo: I've seen since Grandpa Jack used to compete
      • (you are given the Hemenster fishing trophy)
    • I think I might still be able to find a bigger fish
      • Player: I think I might still be able to find a bigger fish
      • Bonzo: Ok, good luck

As the competition ends

  • Bonzo: Okay folks times up
  • Bonzo: Lets see who caught the biggest fish
  • (You hand over your catch)
    • [case: Sinister stranger wins]
      • Bonzo: And the winner is...
      • Bonzo: The stranger in black
    • [case: Big Dave wins]
      • Bonzo: And the winner is..
      • Bonzo: local favourite- Big Dave
    • [case: Joshua wins]
      • Missing dialogue - undocumented if this was possible
    • [case: Player wins]
      • Bonzo: We have a new winner
      • Bonzo: The heroic looking person
      • Bonzo: who was fishing by the pipes
      • Bonzo: Has caught the biggest carp
      • Bonzo: I've seen since Grandpa Jack used to compete
      • (you are given the Hemenster fishing trophy)
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Talking to him again, dropping the trophy before

(resets flag that player had won and allows player to enter competition again)
(see [Talking to him whilst not having won] for dialogue)

Talking to him again, with the trophy

  • Bonzo: Hello champ
  • Bonzo: So any hints on how to fish so well
  • Player: I think I'll keep them to myself

After Fishing Contest quest

  • Bonzo: Hello champ
  • Bonzo: So any hints on how to fish so well
  • Player: I think I'll keep them to myself
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