Chemist/Dialogue

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Chemist

Before and after Biohazard

• [The chemist is busy at the moment]

When player has the plague sample, sulphuric broline, ethenea, and liquid honey

• Chemist: Sorry, I'm afraid we're just closing now, you'll have to come back another time
  • This can't wait,I'm carrying a plague sample that desperately needs analysis
    • Player: This can't wait,I'm carrying a plague sample that desperately needs analysis
    • Chemist: You idiot! A plague sample should be confined to a lab
    • Chemist: I'm taking it off you- I'm afraid it's the only responsible thing to do
    • [He takes the plague sample from you]
  • It's OK I'm Elena's friend
    • Player: It's OK I'm Elena's friend
    • Chemist: Oh, well that's different then. Must be pretty important to come all this way
    • Chemist: How's everyone doing there anyway? Wasn't there was some plague scare
      • that's why I'm here: I need some more touch paper for this plague sample
        • Player: that's why I'm here: I need some more touch paper for this plague sample
        • Chemist: You idiot! A plague sample should be confined to a lab
        • Chemist: I'm taking it off you- I'm afraid it's the only responsible thing to do
        • [He takes the plague sample from you]
      • Who knows... I just need some touch paper for a guy called Guidor
        • Player: Who knows... I just need some touch paper for a guy called Guidor
        • Chemist: Guidor? This one's on me then- the poor guy. Sorry about the interrogation
        • Chemist: It's just that there's been rumours of a man travelling with a plague on him
        • Chemist: They're even doing spot checks in Varrock: it's a pharmeceutical disaster
        • Player: Oh right...so am I going to be OK carrying these three vials with me?
        • Chemist: With touch paper as well? You're asking for trouble
        • Chemist: You'd be better using my errand boys outside- give them a vial each
        • Chemist: They're not the most reliable people in the world
        • Chemist: One's a painter, one's a gambler, and one's a drunk
        • Chemist: Still, if you pay peanuts you'll get monkeys, right?
        • Chemist: And it's better than entering Varrock with half a laborotory in your napsack
        • Chemist: OK- thanks for your help, I know that Elena appreciates it
        • Chemist: Yes well don't stand around here gassing
        • Chemist: You'd better hurry if you want to see Guidor
        • Chemist: He won't be around for much longer
        • [He gives you the touch paper]

Talking to him again with Touch paper in inventory

• Player: hello again
• Chemist: oh hello, do you need more touch paper?
• Player: no i just wanted to say hello
• Chemist: oh, ok then ... hello
• Player: hi

Talking to him again without Touch paper in inventory

• Player: hello again
• Chemist: oh hello, do you need more touch paper?
• Player: yes please
• Chemist: ok there you go
• [the chemist gives you some touch paper]