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Fat Tony

  • Fat Tony: Go away I'm very busy
    • Sorry to disturb you
      • Player: Sorry to disturb you
    • What are you busy doing?
      • Player: What are you busy doing?
      • Fat Tony: I'm cooking pizzas for the people in this camp
      • Fat Tony: Not that these louts appreciate my gourmet cooking
        • So what is a gourmet chef doing cooking for bandits?
          • Player: So what is a gourmet chef doing cooking for bandits?
          • Fat Tony: Well I'm an outlaw
          • Fat Tony: I was accused of giving the king food poisoning
          • Fat Tony: The thought of it - I think he just drank to much wine that night
          • Fat Tony: I had to flee the kingdom of Misthalin
          • Fat Tony: The bandits give me refuge here as long as I cook for them
            • Can I have some pizza too?
              • Player: Can I have some pizza too?
              • Fat Tony: Well this pizza is really meant to be for the bandits
              • Fat Tony: I guess I could sell you some pizza bases though
                • Yes, Okay
                  • Player: Yes, Okay
                  • (Store opens)
                • Oh if I have to pay I don't want any
                  • Player: Oh if I have to pay I don't want any
            • Okay, I'll leave you to it
              • Player: Okay, I'll leave you to it
        • Can I have some pizza too?
          • (See above)
        • Okay, I'll leave you to it
          • (See above)
    • Have you anything to sell?
      • Player: Have you anything to sell?
      • Fat Tony: Well I guess I can sell you some half made pizzas
      • (Store opens)
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