Fred the farmer/Dialogue

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Fred the farmer

Before you start the quest

• Fred the farmer: What are you doing on my land?
• Fred the farmer: You're not the one who keeps leaving all my gates open?
• Fred the farmer: And letting out all my sheep?
  • I'm looking for a quest
    • Player: I'm looking for a quest
    • Fred the farmer: You're after a quest, you say?
    • Fred the farmer: Actually I could do with a bit of help
    • Fred the farmer: My sheep are getting mighty woolly
    • Fred the farmer: If you could shear them
    • Fred the farmer: And while your at it spin the wool for me too
    • Fred the farmer: Yes that's it. Bring me 20 balls of wool
    • Fred the farmer: And I'm sure I could sort out some sort of payment
    • Fred the farmer: Of course, there's the small matter of the thing
      • Yes okay. I can do that
        • (See below for dialogue)
      • That doesn't sound a very exciting quest
        • Player: That doesn't sound a very exciting quest
        • Fred the farmer: Well what do you expect if you ask a farmer for a quest?
        • Fred the farmer: Now are you going to help me or not?
          • Yes okay. I can do that
            • (See below for dialogue)
          • No I'll give it a miss
            • Player: No I'll give it a miss
      • What do you mean, the thing?
        • Player: What do you mean, the thing?
        • Fred the farmer: I wouldn't worry about it
        • Fred the farmer: Something ate all the previous shearers
        • Fred the farmer: They probably got unlucky
        • Fred the farmer: So are you going to help me?
          • Yes okay. I can do that
            • Player: Yes okay. I can do that
            • Fred the farmer: Ok I'll see you when you have some wool
            • (Quest start)
          • Erm I'm a bit worried about this thing
            • Player: Erm I'm a bit worried about this thing
            • Fred the farmer: I'm sure it's nothing to worry about
            • Fred the farmer: It's possible the other shearers aren't dead at all
            • Fred the farmer: And are just hiding in the woods or something
            • Player: I'm not convinced
  • I'm looking for something to kill
    • Player: I'm looking for something to kill
    • Fred the farmer: What on my land?
    • Fred the farmer: Leave my livestock alone you scoundrel
  • I'm lost
    • Player: I'm lost
    • Fred the farmer: How can you be lost?
    • Fred the farmer: Just follow the road east and south
    • Fred the farmer: You'll end up in Lumbridge fairly quickly

During the quest

If you have no wool/balls of wool in your inventory

• Fred the farmer: How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
• Player: I haven't got any at the moment
• Fred the farmer: Ah well at least you haven't been eaten

If you have wool, but no balls of wool in your inventory

• Fred the farmer: How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
• Player: Well I've got some wool
• Player: I've not managed to make it into a ball though
• Fred the farmer: Well go find a spinning wheel then
• Fred the farmer: And get spinning

If you have balls of wool in your inventory

• Fred the farmer: How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
• Player: I have some
• Fred the farmer: Give em here then
• (Player gives balls of wool to Fred the farmer, one at a time every 5 game ticks)

If player did not have enough wool to complete

• Player: That's all I've got so far
• Fred the farmer: I need more before I can pay you
• Player: Ok I'll work on it

If player handed in last ball to complete

• Player: Thats all of them
• Fred the farmer: I guess I'd better pay you then
• [The farmer hands you some coins]
• [Well done you have completed the sheep shearer quest]
• [You just advanced X crafting level!]
• [You haved gained 1 quest point!]

After you complete the quest

• Fred the farmer: What are you doing on my land?
  • Player: I'm looking for something to kill
    • Fred the farmer: What on my land?
    • Fred the farmer: Leave my livestock alone you scoundrel
  • Player: I'm lost
    • Fred the farmer: How can you be lost?
    • Fred the farmer: Just follow the road east and south
    • Fred the farmer: You'll end up in Lumbridge fairly quickly