Mining Cart Driver/Dialogue

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Mining Cart Driver[]

(The cart driver is busy loading the cart up ...)

During Tourist Trap quest[]

When searching the Mining Cart[]

There is space on the cart for you get on, would you like to try?
- Yes, I'll get on.
  - You decide to climb onto the cart.
- No, I've got other plans.
  - You decide not to get onto the cart.
- Attract mine cart drivers attention.
  - Mining Cart Driver: Ahem.
  - The cart driver is busy loading the cart up ...

With Ana in a Barrel in your inventory[]

Mining Cart Driver: What're you doing carrying that big barrel around?
Mining Cart Driver: Put it in the back of the cart like all the others!

When searching the Mining Cart with Ana in a Barrel in your inventory[]

(You search the mine cart.)
(There should be enough space for Ana (in the barrel) to go on here.)
(There is space on the cart for you get on, would you like to try?)
- Yes, I'll get on.
  - You decide to climb onto the cart.
- No, I've got other plans.
  - You decide not to get onto the cart.
- Attract mine cart drivers attention.
  - Mining Cart Driver: Ahem.
  - Mining Cart Driver: What're you doing carrying that big barrel around?
  - Mining Cart Driver: Put it in the back of the cart like all the others!

After loading the cart with Ana[]

(The cart driver seems to be festidiously cleaning his cart.)
(It doesn't look as if he wants to be disturbed.)
- Hello.
  - Player: Hello
  - Mining Cart Driver: Can't you see I'm busy?
  - Mining Cart Driver: Now get out of here!
    - Oh, ok, sorry.
      - Player: Oh, ok, sorry.
      - Mining Cart Driver: Driver: Look just leave me alone!
      - (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
    - Nice cart.
      - (See below)
    - Pssst....
      - (See below)
- Nice cart.
  - Player: Nice cart.
  - (The cart driver looks around at you and tries to weigh you up.)
  - Mining Cart Driver: Hmmm.
  - (He tuts to himself and starts checking the wheels.)
  - Mining Cart Driver: Tut !
    - I wonder if you could help me?
      - Player: I wonder if you could help me?
      - Mining Cart Driver: Sorry friend, I'm busy, go bug the guards,
      - Mining Cart Driver: I'm sure they'll give ya the time of day.
      - (The cart driver chuckles to himself.)
        Can I help you at all?
        (See below)
        
        Can you get me the heck out of here please?
        Player: Can you get me the heck out of here please?
        
        Mining Cart Driver: No way, and if you bug me again, I'm gonna call the guards.
    - One wagon wheel says to the other, 'I'll see you around'.
      - Player: One wagon wheel says to the other,'I'll see you around'.
      - (The cart driver smirks a little.)
      - (He starts checking the steering on the cart.)
        'One good turns deserves another'
        Player: 'One good turn deserves another.'
        
        (The cart driver smiles a bit and then turns to you.)
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Are you trying to get me fired?
        No
        Player: No
        
        Mining Cart Driver: It certainly sounds like it, now leave me alone.
        
        Mining Cart Driver: If you bug me again, I'm gonna call the guards.
        
        (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
        
        Yes
        Player: Yes
        
        Mining Cart Driver: And why would you want to do a crazy thing like that for?
        
        Mining Cart Driver: I ought to teach you a lesson!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
        
        (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
        
        Fired...no, shot perhaps!
        Player: Fired...no, shot perhaps!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha! You're funny!
        
        (The cart driver checks that the guards aren't watching him.)
        
        Mining Cart Driver: What're you in fer?
        Oh, I'm not supposed to be here at all actually.
        Player: Oh, I'm not supposed to be here at all actually.
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Hmmm, interesting...let me guess.
        
        Mining Cart Driver: You're completely innocent...
        
        Mining Cart Driver: like all the other inmates in here.
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
        
        (The Cart driver goes back to his work.)
        
        I'm in for murder, so you'd better get me out of here!
        Player: I'm in for murder, so you'd better get me out of here!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Hmm, well, I wonder what the guards are gonna say about that!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
        
        [A possible outcome]
        
        (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
        
        [Another possible outcome]
        
        (Some guards notice you and come over.)
        
        Mercenary: Oi, what are you two doing?
        
        (More guards rush to catch you.)
        
        (You are roughed up a bit by the guards as you're manhandlded to a cell.)
        
        Mercenary: Into the cell you go! I hope this teaches you a lesson.
        
        In for a penny in for a pound.
        Player: In for a penny in for a pound.
        
        (The cart driver laughs at your pun...)
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha, oh Stoppit!
        
        (The cart driver seems much happier now.)
        
        Mining Cart Driver: What can I do for you anyway?
        Can you smuggle me out on your cart?
        Player: Can you smuggle me out on your cart?
        
        (The cart driver points at a nearby guard.)
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Ask that man over there if it's OK and I'll consider it!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
        
        (The cart driver goes back to his work, laughing to himself.)
        
        Can you smuggle my friend Ana out on your cart?
        Player: Can you smuggle my friend out on your cart?
        
        Mining Cart Driver: As long as your friend is a barrel full of rocks.
        
        Mining Cart Driver: I don't think it would be a problem at all!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
        
        (The cart driver goes back to his work, laughing to himself.)
        
        Well, you see, it's like this...
        Player: Well, you see, it's like this...
        
        Mining Cart Driver: yeah!
        Prison riot in ten minutes, get your cart out of here!
        Player: Prison riot in ten minutes, get your cart out of here!
        
        The cart driver seems visibly shaken...
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Oh, right..yes...yess, Ok...
        
        (The cart driver quickly starts preparing the cart.)
        Good luck!
        Player: Good luck!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Yeah, you too!
        
        (The cart sets off at a hectic pace.)
        
        (The guards at the gate get suspiscious and search the cart.)
        
        (They find Ana in the Barrel and take her back into the mine.)
        
        You can't leave me here, I'll get killed!
        Player: You can't leave me here, I'll get killed!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Oh, right...ok, you'd better jump in the cart then!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Quickly!
        
        There's ten gold in it for you if you leave now - no questions asked.
        Player: There's ten gold in it for you if you leave now - no questions asked.
        
        Mining Cart Driver: If you're going to bribe me, at least make it worth my while.
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Now, let's say 100 Gold pieces should we?
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Ha ha ha!
        A hundred it is!
        Player: A hundred it is.
        
        [Player does not have 100 coins]
        Mining Cart Driver: Great!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: You little cheat, trying to trick me!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: I'll show you!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
        
        (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
        
        [Player has at least 100 coins]
        Mining Cart Driver: Great!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Ok, get in the back of the cart then!
        
        Forget it!
        Player: Forget it!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Ok, fair enough!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: But don't bother me anymore.
        
        (The cart driver goes back to work.)
      - Can you get me the heck out of here please?
        (See above)
    - Can I help you at all?
      - Player: Can I help you at all?
      - Mining Cart Driver: I'm quite capable thanks...
      - Mining Cart Driver: Now get lost before I call the guards.
        Can you get me the heck out of here please?
        (See above)
        
        I could help, I know a lot about carts.
        Player: I could help, I know a lot about carts.
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Are you saying I don't know anything about carts?
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Why you cheeky little....
        
        (The cart driver seems mortally offended...)
        
        (his temper explodes as he shouts the guards.)
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Guards! Guards!
        
        (You quickly slope away and hide from the guards.)
- Pssst...
  - Player: Pssst...
  - (The cart driver completely ignores you.)
    - Psssst...
      - Player: Psssst...
      - (The driver completely ignores you.)
        Psssssst...
        (Loops)
        
        Psssst...
        (Loops)
        
        Pssssssssttt!!!
        (See below)
    - Psssssst...
      - (See above)
    - Pssssssssttt!!!
      - Player: Pssssssssttt!!!
      - (The cart driver turns around quickly to face you.)
      - Mining Cart Driver: What!
      - Mining Cart Driver: Can't you see I'm busy?
        Oh, ok, sorry.
        Player: Oh, ok, sorry.
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Look just leave me alone!
        
        (The cart driver goes back to his work.)
      - Shhshh!
        Player: Shhshhh!
        
        Mining Cart Driver: Shush yourself!
        
        (The cart driver goes back to his work.)

Talking to him again (If told there was going to be a riot, choosing the getting killed or no questions asked options)[]

Mining Cart Driver: Hurry up, get in the cart or I'll go without you!

After Tourist Trap quest[]

Mining Cart Driver: Not much to do here but mine all day long.
Mining Cart Driver: Don't trouble me, can't you see I'm busy?